Heres a joke...its not clean...so read it if u want but if you don't want to then just tell me the funniest joke you heard this month.
A group of women were in shared house, showering, when they heard a knock at the door.
Naked they went to the door to ask who was knocking. "Who is it?", they said.
And the guy answers "blind man". They think for a second, and
decide it's ok to let him come in without putting on any clothes because he's blind, then to ask him why he knocked.
One of the women opens the door and the guy enters and says "Nice boobs ladies, now where do you want the blinds".
...Get it?
2006-12-28 05:15:23 · 21 answers · asked by Spring is Awesome 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes.
2006-12-28 05:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only about the pianist, I heard it the position they were in a bar, the guy whips out the little guy, and his pal asks the position he were given it. He says he got here upon a genie which will supply all and sundry one desire, regardless of the indisputable fact that the genie is somewhat dumb and would't hear too solid. So the guy asks for a million funds. The bar is ransacked through marauding deer. the guy asks what basically occurred. the owner says "Do you truly imagine i needed a twelve inch pianist?"
2016-10-16 22:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice....heres one i personaly find a little funny, try and get a mental picture,
ok a Blonde side-swipes this guy in his truck,
the guy gets really mad and makes the blonde pull over,
the guy sees she is a blonde and draws a cirlce on the pavement and tells her to stand there and no matter what he does she has to stay there,
the blonde agrees,
the guy gets a sledge hammer and bust all the glass out of the blondes car,
when he turns and looks at her to see her reaction,
she starts laughing,
so this makes him even madder,
so he gets a knife and slashes all her tires,
turning around once again the blonde begins to laugh even harder than before,
so this makes the guy ferious and he takes out is keys and scrathes every inch of the car,
turning around he sees the blonde once again laughing hestarically,
he screams "What is so funny" and the blonde answers "When you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times."
2006-12-28 11:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by im gonna use all 32 characters!! 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This one is funny, but looks at this
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
That one was posted yesterday, it's my fav so far...
2006-12-28 06:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!! thats funny! A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2006-12-28 06:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by gnarhobbit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?
Give the ****** a shovel.
2006-12-28 05:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by nyckib 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Got it, had it, threw it out last season...that joke is so old! It cant even bring a smile to my face...but good try!
:O)
2006-12-28 05:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Fave for this month is chickens are not amish and not religious their egg-nostic. cheesy i know.
2006-12-28 05:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!
2006-12-28 05:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Saw it coming !
2006-12-28 06:09:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one! And that's the naked truth!
2006-12-28 06:32:03 · answer #11 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋