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they have to be funny too! 10 points

2006-12-28 05:14:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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Paris Hilton
Get rid of my scrawny lil dog
Do not fall asleep while driving
Go to the What Not To Wear hosts and get some advice on how to dress!!!
LOL

2006-12-28 09:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by kelseyjo31 2 · 0 0

Britney Spears:
Take care of the kids
Stop partying
And stay at home with family for New Year's

2006-12-28 13:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by sPrInG LiLY 6 · 0 0

For the usual suspects:

1. Don't get arrested for a DUI
2. Don't get media attention by making disgustingly racist remarks
3. Stay married long enough for the ink to dry

2006-12-28 13:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by chocolate-drop 5 · 0 0

For Paris Hilton:

Get a boyfriend I can actually not dump.
Make up with Brit. (Britney Spears)
Babysit Sean Preston.

2006-12-28 13:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Britney Spears
1) buy new panties
2) make sure you wear your new panties
3) shave your crotch regularly


Can't make them too hard for her...she's a lil' slow..lol ;)

2006-12-28 13:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 0 0

Mel Gibson
1. stop drinking
2. stop hating Jews
3. start making movies in English

2006-12-28 13:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Geo K 4 · 1 0

"Wear underwear" is the first thing that came to mind.

2006-12-28 13:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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