JERRY: Jesus, you invited your friends here because you have a problem?
JESUS: That's right Jerry, for one thing, Peter here keeps denying me.
JERRY: Peter, what do you have to say for yourself?
PETER: I don't even know who this guy is.
AUDIENCE: Oooooooooh...
JESUS: See, he does this ALL THE TIME! He knows who I am!
PETER: No I don't.
JERRY: And who are you sir?
THOMAS: My name is Thomas
JERRY: And what's your problem with Thomas, Jesus?
JESUS: He keeps doubting me.
THOMAS: I doubt that I ever did that.
JERRY: And who is this trollep here?
MARRY MAGDELEN: My name is Mary Magdelen.
JERRY: And why are you here?
MARY: I've slept with Jesus and every single one of these apostles.
AUDIENCE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
JESUS: Mary, I wish you wouldn't talk like that.
JUDAS: Leave her alone!
JESUS: Oh now YOU wanna talk to me?
JUDAS: You wanna fight Hippy? It's go time!
AUDIENCE: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
2006-12-28 05:19:39 · 7 answers · asked by what the hell is a buckeye? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
OMG! That was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. You forgot the bell they ring to fight "Ding Ding" I love that sh*t, plus you get props for having the Florida Gators as your avatar! I'm from there...go gators!! ;)
2006-12-28 05:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are you doing seeing what results you get in each category. You had this same question in another category yesterday. I answered it yesterday and if it wasn't you then you copied from the other person and posted it as your question. I will tell you the same thing I think this question is rude and I think Jerry would have more respect for Jesus than you!
2006-12-28 06:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irreverent...yet exciting. in spite of the incontrovertible fact that it replaced into Peter who denied Christ; Judas betrayed Him and Thomas doubted Him. Kinda jogs my memory of the episode of "The State" the place Louis confirmed up on the final Supper.
2016-12-11 17:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by parenti 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Need Psychiatric Therapy, Quick !!!!!
2006-12-28 08:28:44 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL
And don't forget his parents, Mary cheated on Joseph with God :)
2006-12-28 05:23:52 · answer #5 · answered by Rhapsody 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg youre horrible
2006-12-28 05:45:25 · answer #6 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry but i really couldn't imagine or picture it!!!!!
2006-12-28 05:34:22 · answer #7 · answered by Malaysia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋