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Is this not a GAG gift? My mother is a total douche. First Christmas in my family for my wife, too. JFC.

2006-12-28 05:19:07 · 25 answers · asked by I SQUISH YOUR HEAD 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

25 answers

lol you have one weird mom

2006-12-28 05:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 1 1

Many older people still get upset by things such as nudity, toplessness, see-through clothes and even an erect nipple that's visible through a shirt. That's a reflection of their generation that put a high price on "modesty".

I agree that it's a bit forward and inappropriate to give nipple covers as a gift, but don't let it come between you, your wife and your Mom. Laugh it off and be glad that your wife's nips are nice and perky!

2007-01-03 15:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by nudie chick 6 · 1 0

Of course it's not a gag - your Mom was raised in a generation that obviously took offense to seeing a woman's nipples. She's not a douche, just a little old fashioned.

Happy New Year!

2006-12-28 13:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Yeah, that is kind of douche bag-ish. Let your wife get her back and buy your mom a bra especially for older women with saggy breasts. Even if your mother doesn't have saggy breasts it will embarass her the same sort of way.

I guess, at least you don't have to worry about other men noticing and staring at your wife's hard nipples when it's cold.

2006-12-28 13:31:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I'm sure that was a gag gift~~~ Question is, did your wife think it was funny? If not, then it was just a tasteless gift, and let your Mom know that~~

2006-12-28 13:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 2 1

Have your wife give your mother oversized, long nipple covers and gigantic underpants. Stain the crotch area with a tea bag. Give them to her in a public setting.

2006-12-28 13:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

she sure knows which is that part of the body that makes men go wild and eventually try to flirt with ya wife.

2006-12-28 13:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dude I can guarantee that your mom has a case of the envies. She's probably trying to get your woman to drop you.

2006-12-28 13:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by Denny M 3 · 1 1

Tell your mom to get out of your life or eventually you will lose your wife.

2006-12-28 13:29:19 · answer #9 · answered by Sandi A 3 · 1 1

Wow, slightly prude or just jealous?????
I hope your wife has a good sense of humor, sounds like she is going to need it!

2006-12-28 13:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by his temptress 5 · 2 1

lol.i guess your wife will remember that gift forever.thats wired and hillarious!

2006-12-28 13:36:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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