1. The day Microsft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
2. "Sir if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Reply: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
3. Why pay a dollar for a bookmark?? Why not use the dollar for bookmark?
4. There are three kinds of people in this world .. those who want things to happen, those that make things happen,and those who just wonder what the hell happened !
5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...and A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
6. I have six locks on my door all in a row . When I go out , I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
7. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door . . .
2006-12-22
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