All categories - 19 December 2006

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her ?Darling, would you give me a ********?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "

2006-12-19 15:32:40 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I was recently serving my time on jury duty like the good citizen that I am:-) But the case in question was one that I still am trying to figure out if the damages were reasonable. The case is over and the damages have been awarded so I can talk about the case if I feel like it. The story goes, there was an old lady in the Kroger parking lot walking from the Kroger from just receiving her heart medication. She was walking near the parked cars on the right, meaning the cars were on her right and on her left was the place for cars to drive by to find a space. She was walking along and noticed a car going kinda of fast to be in the parking lot, she side stepped to the right in order to make sure not in the road. Near her were two empty parking spaces. I am not sure if she was in front of the parking space or behind the spaces, but she was near the spaces involved. When all of a sudden, the lady gets hit on her left side by the car and the next thing she knows she is on the ground.

2006-12-19 15:32:33 · 10 answers · asked by Candace C 1 in Law & Ethics

In terms of
reliability
quality
performance
style

2006-12-19 15:32:31 · 9 answers · asked by mojojojo 2 in Mercedes-Benz

2006-12-19 15:32:21 · 9 answers · asked by Sanjana S 1 in Mythology & Folklore

2006-12-19 15:32:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like a guy and he knows.He doesn't like me,but for sum reason I REALLY wanna kiss him...but if I do eveything will go crazy and ppl will think i'm a slut...I REALLY LUV HIM,but I think he <3's my BFF...I dono....but I just wanna kiss him soooooo bad!What do I do!?

2006-12-19 15:32:10 · 11 answers · asked by AllyKat 1 in Singles & Dating

Seek real help? Actually have some social interactions in life? I come on here to yahoo answers to answer questions such as, what is the best way to get blood out of the trunk of your car?, how to fix the heating compartment on my easy bake oven? or how do you make eggnog. Serious psychological questions should not be posted on here. It's cool to discuss psych on here, like disorders, but i believe that this shouldn't be a HELP board, this isn't bolt.com or some blog that kids should use to seek help. All these answers are being answered by 11-60 year olds who have no idea what they are talking about, and NOT able to give valid, medical adivce. Most of these answers are erroneous. Some young girl was on the psychology board, talking about her depression and family issues, and saying "don't tell me i need help, i know i do" and someone answered with "get a notebook (any color!!) and write ur feelings in it!" it's so much more than that, 14 year olds are so misguided. I HATE THIS

2006-12-19 15:32:08 · 7 answers · asked by luweeza 1 in Psychology

2006-12-19 15:32:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

Plan to marry someone there that I'v know over 4 years and I'll live there.

2006-12-19 15:32:06 · 11 answers · asked by ccingram19608 2 in Philippines

Have you ever laid a big or small fart? on accident or on purpose all done while in public. If yes did it stink? Anybody hear it? Where u embarresed?

2006-12-19 15:32:04 · 27 answers · asked by Kingocal 4 in Polls & Surveys

my horse is a 16.2 thouroughbred bay gelding named easy

hes a hunter as of now but he will become a jumper

2006-12-19 15:32:02 · 10 answers · asked by cls_easy_rider88 1 in Other - Pets

2006-12-19 15:31:58 · 6 answers · asked by DK 2 in Singles & Dating

I havent read all of them yet, but I plan to just so I can criticize them legitimately. The ones I have read so far are so very boring though. Catch 22 was not that funny to me, Catcher in the Rye was not dark and disturbed at all Holden Caufield was just a cry baby, The Illiad and The Odyssey are two of the most redundant books I have ever read,God like Hector, son of olympian bred priam of teh great statte of Ilium known for their whatever. There is no reason to say this every time Hector speaks or does something.1984 boring, Great Gatsby boring, Mice and Men boring. Now some of the ones I did like are slaughter-house five, Dante's Inferno is one of the best books i've ever read, Don Quixote is one of the funniest books i've ever read, and Animal Farm is my favorite book of all time. Does it mean that I am not smart enough to appreciate the "classics", or is it perfectly normal for me to find those books to be boring?

2006-12-19 15:31:54 · 18 answers · asked by The Chief 2 in Books & Authors

I orgasm too quickly. Within about 90 minutes of being penetrated, I have an orgasm. I thought women were meant to find it often very difficult to haev orgasms especially just from penetration. What's wrong with me?

2006-12-19 15:31:50 · 8 answers · asked by Very Nice Indeed! 1 in Singles & Dating

Hybrids have proven to not only be better for the environment, but help cut down on the use of gas. With all of these things proven, why aren't they being used more often? It's not only hard to find a variety of these vehicles, but it's also hard to find a mechanic who will work on a Hybrid. Why aren't these vehicles being produced more often and pushed by society?

2006-12-19 15:31:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-12-19 15:31:46 · 8 answers · asked by K9Kimmy 1 in Dogs

Me and my EXfriend had an arguement a few hours ago and the crazy b**** stab's me with a (sharpened) pencil! It's really deep inside my hand, & i couldn't get it out with tweezer's. it hurt's really bad. what should i do? please help!

2006-12-19 15:31:46 · 6 answers · asked by ? 1 in Injuries

the prices are getting higher and higher

2006-12-19 15:31:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a bad cold and i cant sleep at night. Medicine doesn't help too much. What are some ways you guys out there deal with it???

2006-12-19 15:31:34 · 25 answers · asked by aznboi 2 in Other - Health

2006-12-19 15:31:30 · 2 answers · asked by Lai Yu Zeng 4 in Chemistry

2006-12-19 15:31:29 · 21 answers · asked by Tara MD 1 in Mental Health

2006-12-19 15:31:25 · 5 answers · asked by spoiledgalp 1 in Biology

what do you all think about that? any openion?

2006-12-19 15:31:23 · 2 answers · asked by Lopez D 1 in Words & Wordplay

I was thinking Cuprinol. Or would yacht varnish do the job?

2006-12-19 15:31:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 15:31:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2006-12-19 15:31:18 · 10 answers · asked by juniorpoet12 1 in Credit

Besides, "Do you love me?"

2006-12-19 15:31:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-19 15:31:14 · 7 answers · asked by Jon 2 in South Australia (Adelaide)