One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her ?Darling, would you give me a ********?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "
2006-12-19 15:32:40 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a ********. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."
2006-12-19 15:32:50 · update #1
that is WAY to funny. my friend has an intercom thing. and these kids came to our house and they must have done the same thing becuase we hear " hey billy, look at these sweat skeloton heads" "yeah, i know , lets take one.there all scattered around , they wont notice" okay. right when the kid was picking one up. we opened the door. you should have seen the look on his face.
ahhh, good times good times.
2006-12-19 15:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally hilarious!!
2006-12-19 16:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by Jaybird21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard this one before and I think it's really funny! Thank you for sharing it!
2006-12-19 19:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and all but wow u cant make ur own things up?!?!?!
this was one a visa comercial
dude u for for the priceless part man HOW CAN U FORGET THAT SPECIAL PART MAN I MEAN THATS THE FINALLY
2006-12-19 16:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by azn boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great... Gave you a thumbs up rating!
2006-12-19 15:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha.....good one. Talk about caught red-handed.
2006-12-19 16:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah that is the best joke I have ever heard in my entire life!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!
2006-12-19 16:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Did you think up that one yourself?
We all need a good laugh once in a while.
Thanks!!!
2006-12-19 15:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny.i love it.
2006-12-19 16:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!! thats hilarious!
2006-12-19 15:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋