All categories - 11 December 2006

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a
creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. He's not afraid
to admit when he's wrong. One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks. I pray
that he is gainfully employed, won't lose his cool when he's
annoyed. Pulls out my chair & opens my door, massages my
back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love
to my mind. Knows just what to say when I ask 'How fat is my
behind?' One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin' He
brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen! I
pray that this man will love me to no end, And would never
compare me with my best girlfriend. Thank You in advance and
now I'll just wait, for I know You will send him before it's
too late.
Amen

BEDTIME PRAYER (for men)

As I lay me down to sleep I pray for a woman, who's very
cheap. One who's sexy, blonde and long. Who notices that
she's mostly wrong. One who sucks And doesn't speak. And
promises to do so, Once a week. I pray that she is very
randy, cause one like that would come in handy. Opens her
leg and lies on the floor, and once I'm done, she begs for
more. Oh! Send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind! One
who'll make love till my body's a twitchin' and brings ME a
beer, when she comes from the kitchen! I pray that she'll
last right up to the end, And would never complain when I do
her best friend. Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.
Amen

2006-12-11 07:38:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-11 07:38:33 · 4 answers · asked by lupe m 1 in Economics

T'was the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
See the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas -
No one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a "Holiday".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod S
Something was changing, something quite odd!

Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully,
Choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
Not Happy Holiday!

2006-12-11 07:38:33 · 21 answers · asked by It's been a while........... 3 in Christmas

Its by a lady... its sort of slow... & its a Christmas song...

the first couple words of the song are...

take down (or back??) the (??) & mistletoe..

& i dont know the rest.

sorry its not much to work with, but does anybody know?

2006-12-11 07:38:33 · 5 answers · asked by K_Abe22 1 in Music

I love CHRISTmas and celebrate it but it gets me down that people r all concertain about what they r getting or giving and not the real reason for the season. It has goten way to commerical with all the CHRISTmas advertising.

2006-12-11 07:38:32 · 5 answers · asked by butterfly 2 in Other - Holidays

I am 8 weeks pregnant and have horrible morning sickness the only thing that works to settle my stomach is warm tea and saltines or ginger snaps... I have been sick all morning adn havent really ate much but now I havent thrown up for about an hour and a half adn I have been drinking warm tea. I have a salad in the refrigerator with ham, turkey, mushrooms, and italian dressing. Do you think it is safe to eat that or should I wait longer... I dont want to puke anymore today.......?

2006-12-11 07:38:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

pretend the mixed up letters are klingon i e star trek talk

sdijfgsdkngfsdh means ______________
wefhsdkjfnwoeirhd means __________
sihfdodsahfu ______________
sairu saifj ds means ______________
sidjdsifhyw0eif ehf8wehdfu means _____________
sdhs9w9e***wjhrishf means ________________
w9reusdfhsudhsidjsfh means _________________

2006-12-11 07:38:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

was fun but not an all the time deal how do I get them to understand I do like to do it but not everytime ??????

2006-12-11 07:38:27 · 13 answers · asked by Robert C 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

i bought an airline ticket through yahoo, put in the credit card number and everything but it didnt print and it didnt give me anything... how can i retrieve that..

2006-12-11 07:38:26 · 3 answers · asked by Carlos D 1 in Air Travel

No matter where I am, once I've finished my meal I feel like leaving immediately (Dont worry I always pay first!))

2006-12-11 07:38:25 · 12 answers · asked by returnofkarlos 2 in Etiquette

2006-12-11 07:38:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

why don't the government or who ever is in charge ban ciggaretts? Because, they are so bad for our health and they cost the NHS/Government so much money as people get so ill from smoking? If there were no more ciggaretts then it wouldn't cost the NHS so much money in trying to help people who are dying from smoking... does my Q make sense?

2006-12-11 07:38:22 · 28 answers · asked by me_me 1 in Other - Health

2006-12-11 07:38:21 · 4 answers · asked by Greg F 2 in Alternative Medicine

Take the detour or the long way around?

2006-12-11 07:38:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 07:38:10 · 8 answers · asked by Geo D 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-12-11 07:38:09 · 4 answers · asked by IshotJR 2 in Astronomy & Space

I need help with a project and I need to find out what foods are served at Christmas time in France.

2006-12-11 07:38:08 · 5 answers · asked by sensrule 1 in Cooking & Recipes

In the states when we walk, I think most of us pass you,coming towards us, to the right,on your side. Holy cow, I getting confused,but I think I asked it correctly

2006-12-11 07:38:07 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

can anyone benefit from 2 scholarships at the same time?

2006-12-11 07:38:04 · 1 answers · asked by yassine 1 in Higher Education (University +)

it's a song sung by a male... full of "for you" and something like: "i'll give my life for you" or something like that!! plz help me with the title of the song!!!!!

2006-12-11 07:37:58 · 3 answers · asked by Leah 2 in Music

can anyone benefit from 2 scholarships at the same time?

2006-12-11 07:37:51 · 3 answers · asked by yassine 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-12-11 07:37:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

that you peed your pants? or done some other embarrassing thing?

2006-12-11 07:37:42 · 17 answers · asked by loveholio 5 in Polls & Surveys

Im probably not gonna be home to receive a package, can i like leave a note in the door telling the UPS person open a window and drop of there or to leave it under a little bench in the front of the house?

2006-12-11 07:37:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

2006-12-11 07:37:34 · 2 answers · asked by ND 1 in Comics & Animation

Am I a bad person?
Okay, I am a stay at home mom of a five year old and one on the way and go to school full time . I babysit for my sister fulltime because I stay at home. I didn't want to because this is my time to get ready for our baby, finish school, and she just uses and abuses till you don't want to help her anymore. She acts like everyone owes her something because she doesn't know how to make one good choice. She only thinks of herself and not her children. She makes enough money to take care of everything in her life without even working, but she blows it before she even gets it. She is never happy anywhere and moves every couple of months. She has a 13-12-1 year old children I feel sorry for them. I ve been sitting for her w/ agreement that she wouldn't move again for at least the school year, well shes moving. This wasn't the agreement, now I really don't know how to tell her to figure it out for herself. I can't handle the stress w/my own pregancy, school, & family.

2006-12-11 07:37:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

Just wondering...

2006-12-11 07:37:31 · 3 answers · asked by kaaykes314 2 in Diet & Fitness

It makes a little buzz sound, does that mean someone is talking about you? if it is on the left ear is it good or bad what about the right?

2006-12-11 07:37:27 · 18 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 07:37:24 · 4 answers · asked by Greg F 2 in Other - Diseases

2006-12-11 07:37:24 · 6 answers · asked by memahizer 3 in Books & Authors