Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a
creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. He's not afraid
to admit when he's wrong. One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks. I pray
that he is gainfully employed, won't lose his cool when he's
annoyed. Pulls out my chair & opens my door, massages my
back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love
to my mind. Knows just what to say when I ask 'How fat is my
behind?' One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin' He
brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen! I
pray that this man will love me to no end, And would never
compare me with my best girlfriend. Thank You in advance and
now I'll just wait, for I know You will send him before it's
too late.
Amen
BEDTIME PRAYER (for men)
As I lay me down to sleep I pray for a woman, who's very
cheap. One who's sexy, blonde and long. Who notices that
she's mostly wrong. One who sucks And doesn't speak. And
promises to do so, Once a week. I pray that she is very
randy, cause one like that would come in handy. Opens her
leg and lies on the floor, and once I'm done, she begs for
more. Oh! Send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind! One
who'll make love till my body's a twitchin' and brings ME a
beer, when she comes from the kitchen! I pray that she'll
last right up to the end, And would never complain when I do
her best friend. Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.
Amen
2006-12-11 07:38:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha loved it! my husband nodded his head and laughed through the mens prayer (should i be worried) lol
2006-12-11 07:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2006-12-11 15:54:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic
2006-12-11 15:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first poem is cute. The second poem sound like a perverted man. All he want from a woman is sex. It's not all about sex all the time.
2006-12-11 15:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Enelrad Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sheer lack of real humor in this world just sets bad.
amazing how the woman can be put down over and over again and still be expected to act mature.
2006-12-11 15:44:05 · answer #5 · answered by blueJean 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao! <3 the man version
2006-12-11 15:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny, but amusing... nice poetry, u could make a book called "disturbing poetry" or something
2006-12-11 16:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked them both always laughing and both could be true 10/10
2006-12-11 15:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Your avatar is real cute btw.
2006-12-11 15:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by Begbie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't think i'm praying hard enough
2006-12-11 16:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋