All categories - 6 December 2006

It was Friday afternoon and wee Jimmy had been brought into ward 10 he was shouting at the top of his voice
"Hey nurse I need a SH***" ,the sister went over to his bed and said to him"Jimmy we dont say words like that in here people will think you are ignorant, in here if you want the toilet we say nurse I need a number 1 which is a pee, if you want a poo we say nurse I need a number 2", the sister got him a bedpan and 15 minutes later she went off duty for the weekend.
Monday morning at 8am she enters the ward to find wee Jimmy standing on his bed, holding his bum,crying and screaming the place down.
"Whats the matter Jimmy are you in pain" she said
Oh sister it's awful replied Jimmy still holding his bum, I need a sh*** but I can't remember the number.

2006-12-06 23:16:45 · 8 answers · asked by st.abbs 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Is this the right time of year? right period? it will be under the greenhouse in a dry box. Hoping temperature will be about 10 degrees centigrade. Any good advice sites? Thanks

2006-12-06 23:16:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

when a car starts its journey on a straight and level road, it accelerates. however, the acceleration becomes less until it reaches a steady speed and cant go faster. even a very powerful engine will not make a difference. Why??

this is the question. pls help. 10 points for the best and most understandable answer.

2006-12-06 23:16:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

We all have thsese shadow parts in us, even Mother Theresa. Once, when asked why she'd come to Calcutta, she replied: Because I discovered Hitler inside of me.

2006-12-06 23:15:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-12-06 23:14:51 · 7 answers · asked by hotfatboy828 1 in Mythology & Folklore

when a guy says "let me know is advance when your next in town", cause we usually only meet up by chance, which can sometimes be months, what does he mean?

does he just want to get to know me before asking me out on a date?

i really like this guy!!!!!

2006-12-06 23:14:45 · 31 answers · asked by Special Lady!!! 1 in Singles & Dating

I am looking for a lovely trifle recipe, I'm quite happy to use homemade custard and good ingredients but not too fiddly..tried and tested please!!

2006-12-06 23:14:33 · 14 answers · asked by lisaandmax 2 in Cooking & Recipes

Every phot appearance or TV shot has him with a cigarrette dripping from the corner of his mouth. It has about 10mm of ash on it. He clearly lights them a few moments before he faces the cameras so he can pose. Never is it a half smoked cigarette. He's a poser and a spoilt little sh*t. He does nothing to justify his existance or notary except ensuring that drug dealers make some money. So many decent people in the world that suffer then there is a tw*t like him that potentially has lots of opportunities that thumbs his nose at them. If I saw him I would punch him square on the nose. I can't think of anybody else I can say that about and there are a lot of people out ther I don't like.

2006-12-06 23:14:31 · 27 answers · asked by Mark w 1 in Celebrities

I was promoted at work and now am my co-workers boss. One of them is not taking this well and is a nightmare to be around. She runs to the higher uppers to report my work and what I'm not doing. When she leaves the office she slams the door. I am at my wits end. I am not good at handling this. I know if I say anything to her it will be way out of line as I tend to speak my mind and probably lose my job. Any suggestions.

2006-12-06 23:14:30 · 8 answers · asked by maryjane 2 in Careers & Employment

I'm not for sure but I thought there was a mountain in maybe South America? tht flows up the mountain rather than down it bc of water pressure or sumthin. If u guys could help me out tht'd b great!

2006-12-06 23:14:26 · 8 answers · asked by ~*alex*~ 2 in Geography

2006-12-06 23:14:24 · 12 answers · asked by PhoenixFlames3 1 in Other - News & Events

any easy cook recipe there...and its so delicious

2006-12-06 23:14:22 · 9 answers · asked by love me not 1 in Cooking & Recipes

I have traveled to many lands and seen many things. I have been where people starve to death every day. I have seen the sick receive no medical care and are left to die. I have seen mothers leave their babies along the road because they could not care for them. I have seen people walkink for days and weeks and hve no place to go.

IThis is some of what i have seen. I do ask myself what is life worth?

2006-12-06 23:14:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I own a 1996 Ford station wagon and I am taking it to the shop on Saturday. I just wanted to get an idea of all the possiblilities of what could be wrong with my car and the cost, so I can know what to expect.

When I drive the car @ a speed of any where from 30-65 mph when it suddenly slows down and I press the gas and it won't accelerate. I have to pull my car over take the key out and restart the car and it starts to drive normally and then it stops on me again. In a 5 min car ride the car stopped on me a total of 3 times. once i restart it, it starts up again with no problems.

2006-12-06 23:14:10 · 8 answers · asked by Miki 6 in Maintenance & Repairs

Has anyone else noticed that the christians are the first to say "I'll pray for you" or "You need to find god" but they seem to loose their religious mania when they want to put down any other belief or following.
I for one hate the religious fcuk witts that class themselves as christians. Hate is a strong word to use but that's how I feel about them. If there was a Hell (there is not) then I would pray that they would burn in it's fires for all the crap that they spawn across the globe. They are not happy unless they summon up enough hate for people who don't believe in the Christian God or follow in the faith of the Christians. You all make me sick
God (as you have named him) does not care about your christian cause or the fact that you belittle so many in his name. I wish and send you all the pain, hate and suffering that christianity has impossed on this world. If there is a Satan than he is head of the Christian church and you are all his imps.

2006-12-06 23:14:08 · 42 answers · asked by Tabbyfur aka patchy puss 5 in Religion & Spirituality

book references will be welcomed as well

2006-12-06 23:14:06 · 2 answers · asked by adeleke2002 1 in Homework Help

I have a Microsoft Multimedia Keyboard 1.0A with the latest driver but I cant use command prompt because I cant find the "slash" sign and also it displays " sign instead of @ and £ instead of #.
The problem is that before I have done a OS reinstall it worked. I dont have USB connection with my PC just PS/2.
Any help?

2006-12-06 23:14:05 · 11 answers · asked by tigerhawkro 2 in Other - Hardware

Hi

I am in S.korea teaching, from ,manchester, and my fave drink is a pint of good ol' cider, magners/blackthorn, ANYTHING really...

...the problem is they have beer here, and spirits, and, ahem, alcopops, yes, they have hooch but no cider!!!!!

harsh

but as apples are plenty, and pears too i guess, i thought i'd just make some.

so if you could give me any good recipies/methods,
- as well as any quick ones (gaggin for a pint) it'd be much appreciated.

fizzy or not, so long as we can get drunk-ish and it tastes good!
-with no stomach pump needed!

please, any help is appreciated!
-Ed

2006-12-06 23:14:01 · 4 answers · asked by Ed - a brit teaching in S.korea 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-12-06 23:13:57 · 7 answers · asked by jwslover12 1 in Baseball

It can't come from God, as God is perfect goodness...

2006-12-06 23:13:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2006-12-06 23:13:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

i have upon reboot on my welcome user name screen a message from msn hotmail, unread e.mails. i deleted the e.mails being junk, but now i cant get the message off my welcome screen.how would i get rid off it.

2006-12-06 23:13:20 · 4 answers · asked by batty 3 in Other - Computers

2006-12-06 23:12:59 · 3 answers · asked by demoman 2 in Games & Gear

2006-12-06 23:12:58 · 1 answers · asked by Lakshman Pilaka 1 in Add-ons

I believe they all worshiped One God, but when Jesus (pbuh) was raisen 2000 years back, did he claim that i am the son of god and did he insisted that he is on the same faith as that of other prophets before him?

2006-12-06 23:12:57 · 14 answers · asked by Muhammad K 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-06 23:12:56 · 2 answers · asked by Natty B 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

negotiation in the legal term

2006-12-06 23:12:34 · 10 answers · asked by lorraine m 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-12-06 23:12:33 · 10 answers · asked by I'm Sparticus 4 in Other - Society & Culture

Is there certainty?
For example, if you are at a party and declare that somene can have your house when you die which will be held on trust by a third party

2006-12-06 23:12:31 · 7 answers · asked by Charly 1 in Law & Ethics

i plan to have 10kois,6neon cardinals,6neon tetras,5black mollies and
8 goldfish in a pond that i will make and it will be 6feet wide and 2 1/2 feet deep.
im from the philippines

2006-12-06 23:12:27 · 3 answers · asked by numbah1 1 in Fish