It was Friday afternoon and wee Jimmy had been brought into ward 10 he was shouting at the top of his voice
"Hey nurse I need a SH***" ,the sister went over to his bed and said to him"Jimmy we dont say words like that in here people will think you are ignorant, in here if you want the toilet we say nurse I need a number 1 which is a pee, if you want a poo we say nurse I need a number 2", the sister got him a bedpan and 15 minutes later she went off duty for the weekend.
Monday morning at 8am she enters the ward to find wee Jimmy standing on his bed, holding his bum,crying and screaming the place down.
"Whats the matter Jimmy are you in pain" she said
Oh sister it's awful replied Jimmy still holding his bum, I need a sh*** but I can't remember the number.
2006-12-06 23:16:45 · 8 answers · asked by st.abbs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha..very good...Glasgow humour.
2006-12-06 23:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2006-12-07 08:33:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh poor lil jimmy
2006-12-07 08:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was his number up ?
2006-12-07 07:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
silly silly silly
2006-12-07 07:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by miseryluvscompany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny
2006-12-07 08:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarius!!! x
2006-12-07 07:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Good One!
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-07 16:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋