then some sliced limes and eats them jumps up on the pool table, grabs the 8 ball and swallows it. The bartender yells at the guy "Hey! You see what your chimp just did?"The guy says "No?" "He just ate the 8 ball off my pool table, whole!" says the bartender."Yep, that doesn't surprise me" replied the guy. "Eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the 8 ball and stuff." Finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. 2 weeks later hes in the bar again with his chimp, orders a drink and the monkey starts running around again. As the man drinks, the chimp finds a cherry on the bar grabs it sticks it up his butt pulls it out and eats it. The bartend’s disgusted "Did you see what your monkey just did?" he asks."Now what?" responds the guy."Well he just stuck a cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it!" says the bar keep."Yeah, that doesn't surprise me" replied the guy"He still eats everything in sight but ever since he ate that damn 8 ball he measures everything first"
2006-11-30
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