then some sliced limes and eats them jumps up on the pool table, grabs the 8 ball and swallows it. The bartender yells at the guy "Hey! You see what your chimp just did?"The guy says "No?" "He just ate the 8 ball off my pool table, whole!" says the bartender."Yep, that doesn't surprise me" replied the guy. "Eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the 8 ball and stuff." Finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. 2 weeks later hes in the bar again with his chimp, orders a drink and the monkey starts running around again. As the man drinks, the chimp finds a cherry on the bar grabs it sticks it up his butt pulls it out and eats it. The bartend’s disgusted "Did you see what your monkey just did?" he asks."Now what?" responds the guy."Well he just stuck a cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it!" says the bar keep."Yeah, that doesn't surprise me" replied the guy"He still eats everything in sight but ever since he ate that damn 8 ball he measures everything first"
2006-11-30 02:13:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good times - just read it to my seniors in high school - they all laughed. your joke has now tickled 26 giggling eejits.
2006-11-30 03:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by thunnus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch
2006-11-30 05:14:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Tee-Hee. That's just wrong somehow or 'nother. Oh golly measures it first. Yoicks. LOL
2006-11-30 03:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by donewithyahooanswers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read that out to my dad, hes still laughing... hehehe sad bugger
2006-11-30 02:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Thornsey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aah, the first rule of dieting, remembering that *this* hole is bigger than *that* hole.
Thanx for the giggle : )
2006-11-30 02:25:25 · answer #5 · answered by Bunny Feet 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Adorable. I will have to remember that one and pass it on.
2006-11-30 02:21:50 · answer #6 · answered by mac12308 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was class, he measures it first! hehehe.... so it can fit out of his bum when he has a poop! heheheh
i loved it! best one on here for a while
2006-11-30 02:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by Helen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
PML, that was very funny, gimme more plz!
I am begging you!
2006-11-30 02:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was a pretty good 1
hahahahahaha
2006-11-30 02:17:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bravo
2006-11-30 03:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by Live life crazy. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋