All categories - 27 November 2006

Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."

2006-11-27 18:15:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you noticed all these morons asking anti-Hindu questions are reincarnating with various nicknames?

..yet they say they do not believe in reincurnation...

2006-11-27 18:15:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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What have the voices in your head been saying lately?

2006-11-27 18:15:40 · 26 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what is "halo sayang" in english translation?

an indonesian term also

2006-11-27 18:15:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

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Does quantum physics give support to the idea that what we think is real is only illusion?

2006-11-27 18:15:35 · 4 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Physics

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I hav 2 present a b'day gift?

my boyfriend b'day is in march.I hav 2 present a gift.
plz sugst me other than shirts,watches,pens,perfumes

2006-11-27 18:15:34 · 10 answers · asked by padmini g 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

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Will Christians be offended by these lyrics?

Here are the lyrics

You go to church every sunday
fornicate every monday
what are you some kind of dumb fake
religious hypocrite more than one way
vandalize your boyfriends wife hyundai

Here's the song
http://www.listentocharlie.com/music.html track 4

2006-11-27 18:15:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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Is it true that circumcision can increase orgasm?

2006-11-27 18:15:18 · 19 answers · asked by michimama 2 in Men's Health

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safe mode?

when I turned on my computer it didn't say it was going into safe mode so I'm not sure if it is or not but the things in the screen are big like it would be in safe mode. I tried turning it on and off again a few times but it still stays the same. Whats wrong with my computer? How can I go back to normal screen size?

2006-11-27 18:15:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

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Sims2 help!!?

I could install the whole thing but when they asked to insert disk 1, they said it was the wrong disk. But i used that same disk early on.

Just to add: disk 2-4 are orignial while disk 1 is not as i lost it.

any1 please help ?

2006-11-27 18:15:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

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i wnt 2 buy betta online what is the site?

2006-11-27 18:14:45 · 4 answers · asked by bestiam4u 1 in Fish

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Ladies!! Ladies!! Answer Please!!?

Me and my ex are starting to talk a little more and trying to set something up like dinner or drinks but were both real busy with work and both have different schedules. I've notice that everytime we talk she always sounds stressed out and kinda down, so I was thinking getting her a couple of chocolate coverd strawberrys, cause thats her favorite thing in the world to eat and dropping them off at her work maybe to bring a smile to her face.So ladies what you think?? Will I get that smile or ???

2006-11-27 18:14:38 · 19 answers · asked by BO 1 in Singles & Dating

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there`s a guy always staring at me when i past him?

do u think he likes me or just maybe he thinks i have a dirt in my face??....but no i`ve looked in the mirror,my face is ok.
He is so cute but i don`t have the nerves to talk with him coz he is younger than me for 1 yr

2006-11-27 18:14:34 · 11 answers · asked by lara 3 in Singles & Dating

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Will SRK maintain the magic of the show KBC, like his predecessor Big B?

Kaun Banega Crorepati?

2006-11-27 18:14:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What are the indigenous people of Japan called?

2006-11-27 18:14:25 · 9 answers · asked by Matt S 2 in Japan

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why Juventus.....?

anyone can tell me why Juventus was suspended?!?

2006-11-27 18:14:22 · 10 answers · asked by me6 2 in Italian Football

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At 19yrs I have hair loss problems.Should I move in for a hair treatment to prevent this or is it common??

Dunno if its really hair loss.But my mom says that I the density of hair was always less.These days is this a common problem or something??Is it necessary for me to go in for a hair treatment??

2006-11-27 18:14:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

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"Homeless" song what do you think?

I saw a woman and a child walking down the road
I said hey lady do you need a ride
She said we've got no place left to go
I saw a man out on the streets
And he was wrenching his bottle
He said if you cant make it to the top
What have you to lose when you hit the bottom?
Ah thats just a part of my american dream
wrapped up rolling down and comming over
Life in america is not what it seems
But thats just the grand illusion
The story breaks and the press retakes it
And the truth is just like fiction
And in a crazy world of war
We wage our sins in a lost and forgotten benediction
Yes I still love you
After all these years
And I still think of you
Between the beers
The day is over and the job is done
The stress of working is comming undone
As two lovers make love
They reflect the setting of the sun
Taking place a thousand miles away
In another time another place and another day.....
JE Bressman@94

2006-11-27 18:13:57 · 2 answers · asked by atomic49er 3 in Music

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who was more right?

Michael Richards or Mel Gibson

2006-11-27 18:13:44 · 9 answers · asked by joe s 1 in Celebrities

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do u notice that some people ask dirty question on here to annoyed others?

2006-11-27 18:13:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

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i want to meet a lot of guys at my school dance, how?

so i ahve a school dance this friday
and i ahve the cutest outfit that i know will get me attention
but i would like to meet alot of guys, either future bfs or jsut uyfriends
how do i do this?
and dont jsut say go up to them and talk or whatver
and also how do i get thier attention and get them to come talk to me?
btw im a freshamn in highschool

2006-11-27 18:13:32 · 9 answers · asked by bionca 3 in Singles & Dating

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Who sings the song with these lyrics "We got roses, we got angels, we got souls-everything's gonna be alright"

I heard it at Bruegger's Bagels and now I can't get it out of my head, but I can't find it on the internet anywhere! My lyrics may be a little off, but they're pretty close. Please help me out!

2006-11-27 18:13:30 · 1 answers · asked by Tron27 1 in Music