Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."
2006-11-27 18:15:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very funny lol 10/10
2006-11-27 19:00:22 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ain't that the truth and by the way, I was asked to be one of the potential husbands in this shop but they scrapped the basement idea!
2006-11-27 18:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I salute you for posting this.......Bravo......Why are men left to pay today for what men of the past have done....Was it really a hoax? I wonder....I personally can't fathim the thought that most men didn't see woman as equals....It's a team effort for the greater good....A better society perhaps not dissalusioned by superficial and material thing's.....Peace
2006-11-27 18:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by marcolam31 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To funny!! And is so true about a-lot of women sometimes including myself...I believe a-lot of men are the same way!
2006-11-27 18:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true. Brilliant joke and they weren't even blonde.
2006-11-27 20:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dammit i should have decided to go up a floor or two and not settled with the basement bargin bin.......
2006-11-27 18:20:06 · answer #6 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Also impossible to understand
2006-11-27 18:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by Ted 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Same joke which I had posted maybe three days back and which is in voting stage now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-27 19:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by amudwar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before. It's funny though.
2006-11-27 18:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you a man hater?
I am scared of you
2006-11-27 19:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋