All categories - 23 November 2006

2006-11-23 09:30:44 · 12 answers · asked by Chris M 3 in Psychology

theres thise girl whos bin my friend for 3 years and i have had a masive crush on her for a long time now. we kid around alot and the makes flirty jokes with me but theres one big problem.
she has a boyfriend who happens to be a friend of mines
what the hell do i do

2006-11-23 09:30:42 · 8 answers · asked by luis 1 in Singles & Dating

With kobe back in stride(80%), lamar playing well and bynum not having to deal with AK47 i think we have a good chance.

ALSO the only team to beat them all year (new jersey) has a similar style of play to us, with 1-2/(3) man punch going on with a moderate low post threat.

what do you think????

!go lakers!

2006-11-23 09:30:23 · 13 answers · asked by tom1122bb 2 in Basketball

Who told you?
Mine is my best friend, he's a boy, i got mad at him and he said "No, Sydney, I'm sorry, you know I love you, your my best friend!!".
It was so sweet, but his girlfriend got so mad about the love you part until we explained to her that we tell eachother that all the time meaning "love you like a best friend", lol

2006-11-23 09:30:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Has any of you lot mixed Business with Pleasure and did it turn out great or end in tears?

2006-11-23 09:30:11 · 11 answers · asked by Mystic Magic 5 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I want to request it on iTunes, and I don't know the artist.

2006-11-23 09:30:07 · 2 answers · asked by iheartdropdead 2 in Music

I just recently found this girl's profile on tagged.com. We only talked once two years ago. However once I saw her tagged profile I sent her a message. Then I found her myspace and I tried adding her. I know she might not remember me but I'm gonna see what happens. Is this stalker-ish?

2006-11-23 09:30:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-23 09:30:04 · 5 answers · asked by timginjapan 1 in Diet & Fitness

We are told illegals make 3 or 4 dollars an hour how can they send 300 a week back to Mexico. They are not working 23 hours a day. Most of these illegals take full advantage of not having car insurance they are almost always let go or use another made up id. How many of you think the illegal aliens are only here for the illegal aliens and have no interest in this country but only the free benefits they can get and they take full advantage of any program that offers free money, free medical care. Illegal aliens are stealing our jobs, making our taxes go sky high. Illegal aliens need to be deported. Let their country shoulder the burden instead of expecting America to cover all their expenses

2006-11-23 09:30:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

x+y=4
2x-y=2

2006-11-23 09:29:55 · 3 answers · asked by Elsa R 1 in Mathematics

I luv him sooooo much!!!!! i dont no how to spell his last name OWELLL!!!! hes 47 years old born in Lynnwood California !!!!i no a lot bout him!!!!!

2006-11-23 09:29:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

is it possible to have nausea shortness of breath arm chest pain fullness from gerd or anxiety or gas and diarheeah or like numb arm and hand off and on or cramping in left arm fullness in instomach and a few chest pains/?Thanks.

I have had this year 2 chest xrays 4 ekgs a blood test and then a blood test in machine.
Additional Details

24 minutes ago
also every once in a while teethpain or lower jaw sharp pain.

Sometimes my sugar does get in the 200-300 but mainy under 200.So it could be that also which I need to loose weight.

2006-11-23 09:29:50 · 4 answers · asked by d t 1 in Other - Diseases

I missed my period last month and now past due for it this month. I took a home pregnancy test but it was negative. But the thing is I've put on a lot of weight but only in my belly. Suddenly I have gas all the time and feel so bloated and uncomfortable. I've never had gas last more than 2 days. But its been nearly 2 weeks and it hasnt gotten any better or worse. Can anyone tell me what this might be? And would it have anything to do with me missing my period?

2006-11-23 09:29:46 · 7 answers · asked by Geah 3 in Women's Health

I'd like to know your thoughts on personal responsibility. How about two paragraphs. I won't give more detail. Now, discuss.

2006-11-23 09:29:40 · 3 answers · asked by Answeroftheday 1 in Other - Politics & Government

My cat won't go in her litterbox for anything(pee or poop) and I can't figure out why.
I rescued her in July of this year(2006)..she had been outside for approx.4-6mths. After approx 2wks after I rescued her she would go in the litterbox all the time and then in mid-August she had a litter of kittens that were all in new homes at the end of September.

For the last 3.5wks shes refused to go in the box. I have 2 boxes for her to use but shes not using either of them.
I got told that she might have went 'dirty' and might never go in a litterbox ever again.
Ive got her confined to the kitchen area because Ive got carpeting in my house,but I hate confining her because its not good for her.
She goes anywhere she wants in my house if I don't confine her!

What can I do? Please give me some advice

2006-11-23 09:29:23 · 14 answers · asked by Candy P 1 in Cats

He has been nippy since he was a kitten. I've tried the spray bottle and saying no. But then he just gets wet and all I'm saying to him is NO! He was neutered when he was young and I thought he would calm down, but he hasn't. Is there any fix?

2006-11-23 09:29:18 · 8 answers · asked by lucy2ya 1 in Cats

2006-11-23 09:29:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2006-11-23 09:29:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

my mom died about a month ago and everyone took it really hard but not me. Now it wasnt out of the blue, shed been sick for about three years and they told us she was going to die. i was in the room when she died and it was sad and i cried but im over it now but no one else seems to be is there something wrong with me because i moved on so fast. i wasnt even sad for a week it was liek a day and that was it i moved on, is that normal

2006-11-23 09:28:57 · 16 answers · asked by lexy 2 in Family

how 2 annoypeople at the store
"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out. Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice. Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" Ask if you can buy a shopping cart. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies! Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push you around while you yell "ye-haw!" Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Constantly wink at a person you don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." Do all of these above without getting thrown out! Contributed Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" Dress as a Jedi and randomly tell other shoppers in you're best Yoda voice,"May the force be with you". Everytime you walk out the door (or try waiting by the door for others to walk out), make a dinging noise then say mechanically "We're sorry. You have activated the Wal Mart inventory control service. Please step back and a Wal Mart associate will help you. Thank you." Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people. Find a parent with her kid in the shopping cart. Point at the kid and ask the parent, "What aisle are they selling these on?" Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Gather a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them into neighboring aisles. Get 20 people together and play hide-n-go-seek. Get a dish towel and bucket and sit on the floor singing "It's a hard knock life for us!" Get a friend, put on as many articles of clothing you can find and start sumo wrestling (use diapers if possible) . Get a group of friends together and take lawn chairs from the display then rewind the movie playing on the display TV in electronics, sit down and watch the entire thing. Get one of those fake dogs that barks/sings, place it on the ground in front of a group of people and press the button to make it sing/bark. Then proceed to bark and growl like you are going to attack it Go into the dressing room and yell real loud... “Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!” Go to the express lane and get an item, and say "wait, I forgot something, and keep doing that until you have like 50, check out, then say "thanks, I forgot how much this costs," and walk away. Go to the video game section and play one of the games for a minute the throw down the controller and start to bang on the display case when an attendant asks u what u are doing tell him your trying to change the game. Go up to a guy and start crying saying I finally found you mommy! And see what he does! Go up to someone and start taking items from their basket and put them into yours. Go up to the clerk and say code Red! and see what they do! (I know it will work I did it.) Grab handfulls of super bounce balls and go wild. have a couple of friends go with you and dress up as power rangers. Battle the invisible enemy and tell shoppers to stand back. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “Pick me! Pick me!!” hide in the toy section, when someone comes close jump out at them throw a ball and yell "Pikachu I choose you!" Hold indoor shopping cart races. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. Joust with the electronic assist carts and wrapping paper (they usually won't throw you out) Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms. Make farting noises as you walk by someone. Make the entire auto department smell by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. Page yourself and then after the employee says your name, say...“Oh that's me, I've got to go. Thank you.” Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. Play "Marco Polo." Play blind chicken with 12 friends putting a blind fold on one and them having that person trying to find you . Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. Play with the automatic doors. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Pour bubble bath into the fountains in the garden section. Put M&M's on layaway. Put random items in the shopping carts of others while they aren't looking. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. Repeat whatever the store clerk tells you. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. roll cans of soup down the aisles. run around the store yelling I'm a princess while holding a toy wand. Run around yelling for your pet ferret "Stinky". check out all the funny looks you get! Run up to a complete stranger and say "You're it!" Run up to a new employee in the pet aisle and point to an invisible cash register and say "Hey you! That cash register over there, well um, I think it's magic! It made my little sister (or brother if you have one) disappear!" Wait and see what they say and the expression on their face. Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. Set up a battle of laser tag . Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. set up like ten pineapples in the shape of bowling pins and start bowling with a coconut. Shoot the bungee tops at customers. Start Humming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Theme song. Whenever someone looks at an item near you scream "TUTLE POWER" and run away as fast as you can. Strategically scatter those novelty dog poops throughout the store and wait for some to announce "cleanup on aisle ..." then yell "BAD FLUFFY!" Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom. Take a snickers bar, go in the bathroom and smoosh the snickers bar in your hand and reach over to the next stall and say "uh do you have some toilet paper over there?" Take all of the free AOL cd's on the end of the check out counter Contributed by Keith Take bets on the battle described above. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Throw as many shoes as possible onto the floor in as little time as you can. TP as much of the store as possible. Try to fly on a broom. If anyone asks what you are doing tell them in a very annoyed voice, "the brooms don't work!" Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". Unload then entire bin of giant bouncy balls, get in the bin, have a friend put all the balls back on top of you. When someone walks by jump outta the balls causing them to fly everywhere. Walk about 10 centimeters in front of a moving shopping cart and yell "Its gonna get me!" walk around in rubber boots , a rain coat, and an umbrella on bright sunny day! Walk through the store pushing a cart that is upside-down. Walk up and down yelling mommy , mommy then keep saying out loud have you seen my mommy I'm lost and I cant find her. Walk up to a person and say I'm the FBI and I heard that you have been shopelifting and we need to check you. Walk up to an employee and ask where the laxatives are, changing your voice as if you really need it. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. Walk up to the automatic doors and walk back and forth through them and each time u go though look up at the sensor and yell "how does it work or ITS MAGIC!" When a woman with children walks near you in the toy aisle, throw yourself on the floor, screaming "mommy, I want that toy" When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" when someone steps away from their cart to look at something quickly make off with it without saying a word. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. when the speaker/pager deal comes on start mimicking them. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. While playing a video game in the Electronics, skip side-by-side, wiggle your butt, and hum to the music. Contributed by MOOSE!!!! While walking alone pretend you are have a serious conversation with someone. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crud, anyway?" jump out at people while hiding in a clothes wrack

2006-11-23 09:28:53 · 10 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Jokes & Riddles

My crush moved away like, two weeks ago and I was over him in two days. But then my religion teacher started talking about him in class and basicly opened up an old wound and rubbed salt in it and now I can't stop thinking about him. What should I do?

2006-11-23 09:28:47 · 7 answers · asked by me 2 in Singles & Dating

The cat is a male!!! I need help!!!!!!

2006-11-23 09:28:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

My friends friends told me that.....=/

2006-11-23 09:28:39 · 11 answers · asked by Jellybean_93 2 in Hair

Today I started on Thanksgiving. Really bad timing

2006-11-23 09:28:36 · 9 answers · asked by godsprincess613 2 in Women's Health

i normally dream every night but forget it after 5 mins of waking up...what sort of dream would be sure to stick in my head??x

2006-11-23 09:28:28 · 29 answers · asked by Lydia K 4 in Psychology

2006-11-23 09:28:26 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Football (American)

How big will my kitten be when shes fully grown? I heard they are big and and i was wondering how big they will get.

Thanks a bunch.

2006-11-23 09:28:24 · 3 answers · asked by Adeline 3 in Cats

2006-11-23 09:28:20 · 8 answers · asked by Silverslim 1 in Software