Three drunks went to a brothel, the madam sitting on the porch see's them coming and calls one of the girls to run upstairs and inflate a love doll. The girl questions this and the madam reassures her it will be fine as they are so drunk they wont be able to tell the difference with the light off. the drunks arrive and the madam shows them to the parlor and says the girl will take them one at a time. First drunk goes upstairs and about half an hour later comes downstairs other 2 asked how was it? He says it was a bit cold and stiff but worth for a show, so the second drunk goes up about half an hour later he comes downstairs and the other drunk asks him, how was it, he too said , it was a bit cold and dead but it was a Ok.
So the third drunk goes up and returns about 45 seconds later,
the other drunks said damn man that sure was a quick trip what the hell happened?
He says, oh that bit*ch, I bent down to give her a bite and she farted and flew out the window !!!!
2006-11-16
21:36:41
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