All categories - 14 November 2006

For some strange reason I found myself watching QVC today. I was totally blown away when a designer named Dennis Basso came on. He sounds and looks like Jiminy Glick. Anyone know if Martin Short has ever said who he based Glick on?

2006-11-14 06:10:05 · 3 answers · asked by Steph. 2 in Television

2006-11-14 06:10:05 · 10 answers · asked by Scorpio 4 in Other - Diseases

Where are the NT verses for them or condemns Muslims and / or Jews. And how to treat them.

2006-11-14 06:10:00 · 14 answers · asked by t_a_m_i_l 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-14 06:09:55 · 1 answers · asked by David P 1 in Motorcycles

can anyone give me pros and cons of small rabbits as pets.or breeds under 5 lbs????please help.my friend is researching whether to get onee.

2006-11-14 06:09:47 · 15 answers · asked by Rose Wallace Goldaline 3 in Other - Pets

What should I do? I really find it hard to believe she hasn't noticed it yet. I'm pretty sure the damn thing winked at me the other day. I know she has put me through a lot, with the shooting, and the cheating. I hate it when she cheats at UNO. Effin enrages me. But anyways, as a good mate, which I undoubtedly am, I should let her know, right?

2006-11-14 06:09:36 · 19 answers · asked by TheOneVersion3.0 2 in Singles & Dating

A woman only contacts you on rare occasions when she wants something, tell you point blank you are not even in her top 10 of things to think about but tells you she is interested in you, but makes no effort to include you in anyway into her life. After you spend thousands to help make her life better and to put a smile on her face, jewelry, tv, pc, designer purse, and enough lunches/dinners to feed an army *which she shares with her "male company" instead of talking to me on the phone. What would you think or do?

2006-11-14 06:09:35 · 9 answers · asked by Fugita 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-14 06:09:34 · 19 answers · asked by RELIGION 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-14 06:09:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

The bible is just a book someone wrote, and was manipulated over hundreds of years by the Church so it is very bias.
And just for the record, I am a straight guy and I think homosexuality is natural and is NOT a sin. The real sin is judging people for who they are and who they were born to be. There is nothing wrong with being gay. Actually gay people are the most compassionate, loving people I've ever met, so in my opinion they are even closer to God, because God is all compassionate & loving.

2006-11-14 06:09:32 · 20 answers · asked by Kalidas 2 in Religion & Spirituality

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.

The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."

"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.

The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.

"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."

2006-11-14 06:09:32 · 8 answers · asked by chanda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 06:09:29 · 7 answers · asked by The New Retard #1 1 in Religion & Spirituality

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2006-11-14 06:09:27 · 3 answers · asked by Me 6 in Mathematics

Ok Heres My Prob! I had A Boyfriend a while back and he was my first love my first EVERYTHING! and now evertime i date anyone else i break up with them right when things start to get serious or im so paranoid that hes gonna cheat on me i run them away...how do i fix my problem

2006-11-14 06:09:27 · 14 answers · asked by Taylor Leigh 1 in Singles & Dating

I am having my mini yorkies (twins, Females, 7 months old, pre-heat) spayed tomorrow morning and am wondering if anyone knows how their temperament might change as a result? Both are a wonderful 50/50 combo of sweetness and spirited energy. Can we expect anything different?

Also, we are having them micro-chipped but I must admit that we were sort of talked into this by the vet - neither of us have any experience with such a thing. Any issues with doing this??

Thank you!!! (By the way...I've yet to learn what you get for answering questions here but I hope it's substantial because I find the people on here who take the time to do it to be wonderful.)

2006-11-14 06:09:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

Does anyone have a recipe for Jamaica Pasty? My local fish and chip shop used to sell them, but no longer do so. They have a fairly bright yellow pastry and a spicy filling. Thanks.

2006-11-14 06:09:20 · 4 answers · asked by tiggerdnepr 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-14 06:09:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

It was in the middle of the street and in Disco pants While dancing to disco music. (I have never had drugs before in my life.)

2006-11-14 06:09:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.
3. It will improve in two weeks.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."


That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction and awaited the results.

The computer then prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

2006-11-14 06:09:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

is it wrong to be eating dogs since it is their culture to be doing that.

2006-11-14 06:08:47 · 10 answers · asked by Ricky666 4 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-11-14 06:08:45 · 14 answers · asked by shahnaz s 1 in Biology

2006-11-14 06:08:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I need to give a presentation on a topic.

2006-11-14 06:08:38 · 6 answers · asked by Angel 1 in Homework Help

I know it's possible in a healthy way because i've heard of it i just need guidance from people who really know their thing

2006-11-14 06:08:35 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-14 06:08:30 · 7 answers · asked by blah 3 in Internet

2006-11-14 06:08:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Sports

can Uend me a link to the website?

2006-11-14 06:08:29 · 1 answers · asked by shabtay18 1 in Renting & Real Estate

"To be able to lead others, a man must be willing to go forward alone." Harry Truman

2006-11-14 06:08:26 · 6 answers · asked by Crockett H 1 in Quotations

Yes stand up and be counted!! How many of you are there out there?

2006-11-14 06:08:20 · 6 answers · asked by Jay 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-11-14 06:08:12 · 12 answers · asked by micah z 4 in Polls & Surveys