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A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.

The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."

"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.

The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.

"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."

2006-11-14 06:09:32 · 8 answers · asked by chanda 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Thanks for the chuckle Rico

2006-11-14 06:22:55 · update #1

8 answers

Ahhhhh...old people not knowing what's going on, classic. LOL

2006-11-14 06:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0 0

Thats funny, but I heard it with little old ladies

2006-11-14 14:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 0 0

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
280. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

2006-11-14 14:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1 0

Cutie!

2006-11-14 14:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by parapligiko A.E. 3 · 0 0

LMAO!

I waiting for you to come over and beat me up!!

2006-11-15 00:30:28 · answer #5 · answered by pistola 4 · 0 0

thats so cute, I also heard it with old ladies ,

2006-11-14 14:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-11-14 14:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL.... hilarious

2006-11-14 14:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 0 0

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