One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.
3. It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction and awaited the results.
The computer then prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
2006-11-14 06:09:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! That was awesome!! I am still giggiling.... hehehhehehehe I have to pass that on!!
2006-11-16 03:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo, this is one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time. Nice job, keep it up.
2006-11-14 06:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah..good joke! i can actually imagine something like that occuring in the next 30 years...and yes, Target would do the same.
(remember me, im the girl studying in italy? i havent been around yahoo answers laterly but i never forgot about your jokes, im catching up wiht them again!)
2006-11-16 06:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're going to get beat up for this one too :)
Heard it before, but it never gets old!
2006-11-15 01:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by chanda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
o0o0 junk thats really funny.. i think i'm guna use that 1.
2006-11-14 06:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Sexy J ♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... hilarious
2006-11-14 06:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, thanks for the chuckle
2006-11-14 06:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋