All categories - 12 November 2006

sick-o's!

2006-11-12 17:41:13 · 7 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 6 in Polls & Surveys

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

2006-11-12 17:41:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-12 17:41:02 · 6 answers · asked by Nowhere Man 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I am a 15 year old girl and it feels like the world is against me but i try to push myself to do better. About a year and a half ago my worst fear came true. My heart and soul got crushed and ever since then my life has been hell. I was going through hell before { i have had depression since i was 11} but my best friend died a year and a half ago.. he was my evreything.. he picked me up when i was down.. some pepole dream of having someone like him in there life. When he died i didnt sleep. My mom took me to a phsyciatrist {sp} and she gave me medication but medication dont work. I have been on 3 different things and NOTHING works. I have 1 friend and i feel like i barely have that. I have no idea if im feeling this way because i am still in shock over his death or what.. I never go out side of the house unless I have to.. And i know your thinking " she should talk to her doc about it" but she dont understand what i go through on a day to day basis... Any advice on how to be happy

2006-11-12 17:40:56 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Mental Health

2006-11-12 17:40:46 · 1 answers · asked by Laxman S 1 in Careers & Employment

heard tt it i non oily formula, but i am not too sure.wld like to gathr opinions before i buy =)

2006-11-12 17:40:14 · 2 answers · asked by watch J 1 in Makeup

What should I do ?

2006-11-12 17:40:12 · 19 answers · asked by jayakrishnamenon 3 in Singles & Dating

I actually worry every day about throwing up cuz i hate it that much. I get real bad panic attacks and i freak out if i even feel like i'm going too. Because of this I am really paranoid about the things i eat. I feel like a weirdo but is it normal? or whats wrong with me

2006-11-12 17:40:10 · 11 answers · asked by Roxy1316 3 in Psychology

2006-11-12 17:40:01 · 4 answers · asked by Suryaprakash D 1 in India

and all of my frineds said they didint know and if they did kill them that they would feel bad. if someone jumped me i would kill them and not feel bad about it. is there something wrong with me? how do you feel about that situwation?

2006-11-12 17:39:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Is it legal to provide research to students as a service of a business? Research for them to use on their papers or homework, but not writing it for them. For college students, maybe high school students. Is this at all considered cheating according to the law? Can colleges sue the company for providing such a service?

Laws in the United States, particularly Michigan.

PLEASE only knowledge answers...links to credible sources are fine also.

2006-11-12 17:39:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

limewire and bearshare songs are all corrupted =(

2006-11-12 17:39:33 · 4 answers · asked by pink 5 in Music

I have seen this guy twice now once I when I met him at the pub and then the second time I messaged him to go and hear a band in a few nights time, and he asked me what I was doing that night and he came over my sisters place for a few drinks, I ran into him again at the pub last night and he invited me back to his place for a few drinks but I couldnt go I had to relieve my babysitter, I messaged him and said he could come to my place for a few drinks and he didnt answer the message. After I first saw him he told me he would give me a call but so far I have initiated all the contact, I don't know whether to keep messaging him or wait for him to contact me

2006-11-12 17:39:14 · 7 answers · asked by bjwelb 1 in Singles & Dating

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

2006-11-12 17:39:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you think about it randomly? Or do you need a trigger, like seeing a hot guy or woman?

Your honesty and any details you provide would be very helpful. Thanks.

2006-11-12 17:39:06 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My second life started a few months ago when my marriage was more or less over i have became a home nun!!! i have the celibacy pin pointed but not sure about everything else can you help me?

2006-11-12 17:39:02 · 12 answers · asked by jules 4 in Marriage & Divorce

It does however relate to 9/11. Hint: It cooresponds to one of Al-Qaeda's main goals.

2006-11-12 17:38:58 · 16 answers · asked by Mike F 2 in Military

money, donations, your time? Help first, consideration last

2006-11-12 17:38:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

my husband loves to just crap my but in the groc store or kiss me at the car door but some say this is not right that P D A is rude what do you think he doesnt do it when he see others around but some times they just do

2006-11-12 17:38:55 · 5 answers · asked by Msdeb gee 6 in Other - Family & Relationships

ok so i was wondering if this is harmful to your health and if you can tell if someone is doing this by looking at their knuckles. a friend of mine may be doing this and i dont wanna straight up ask them. thanks

2006-11-12 17:38:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

Then, What are the four greatest civilizations in asia?

2006-11-12 17:38:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Asia Pacific

2006-11-12 17:38:34 · 3 answers · asked by LIZ 3 in Standards & Testing

2006-11-12 17:38:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

When you can mention any other deity/religion and teach the theory of evolution as if it were fact, it is unfair to restrict public displays of Christianity. I am sickened by how far we have come from our nations roots; America WAS founded as a Christian nations BY Christians who wanted to be able to worship freely, (and yes, also by people wanting to make money; this is besides the point). You say my faith offends you, but I am severely offended when you try to teach me and my little sister that we came from a friggen monkey...

2006-11-12 17:38:18 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-12 17:38:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

hey guys. well i am having touble figureing out who i like most i my situation. well heres my situation: ive been dateing this girl for about 4 months, but we also dated for 4 months from jan-april. once we broke up i started to ast on my feeling for my x-g/f who i had broke up with in early dec, she said sh needed some time and while she was thinking my current g/f decided that she wanted me back so i accepted and here we are. but since then i have been shareing feelings for my X who also likes me still. i like them both and there both amazing girls...... i don't know wat to do??? note haven't slept with either of em still vergin so its not about wat i get though both are good in other ways :) lol well plez give me some feed back (I REALLY don't want anyone to get to hurt)

2006-11-12 17:38:01 · 4 answers · asked by tay 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-12 17:37:57 · 22 answers · asked by wjb 3 in Cooking & Recipes

The U.S. savings rate is in the negatives. Also, many other European countries are not faring so well. The only countries that has a high savings rate is Singapore, China, Japan, and South Korea. What is wrong with us? Dont we realize social security and medicare is going to be gone? Are we all ignoring this?

2006-11-12 17:37:54 · 12 answers · asked by Go For Broke 3 in Government

2006-11-12 17:37:54 · 5 answers · asked by faraaz m 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-12 17:37:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating