A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
2006-11-12 17:39:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMFW!!!!! ILMFAO~~ DID YOU LIKE??? : ] LOL
2006-11-12 17:39:23 · update #1
nice one
2006-11-12 23:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm...now I'm getting deja vu...I've heard this joke before! But it's still funny the second time! Ahahahaha...jokes are so much funnier than real life, that's for sure...
2006-11-13 01:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke lol..luv kara
2006-11-13 17:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, what a coincidence. LOL
2006-11-13 02:19:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....nice
2006-11-13 13:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a coincidence!>> I too wanted to sayOMFW!!!!! ILMFAO>>
he he he
2006-11-13 01:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thats a good joke, i liked it and what a coincidence i am 22 weeks pregnant so i really enjoyed that one thanks for making my night..
2006-11-13 02:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by mommyandbaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was hilarious I'm going to have to remember that one.
2006-11-13 01:42:03 · answer #8 · answered by bec3tiny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a grate joke....
and ...
a grate idea!!!
thanks for both!!
2006-11-13 01:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by royalblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure didn't see that coming!
That's funny..lol
2006-11-13 01:43:28 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋