A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
2006-11-12 17:41:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HEHE WOMEN AINT THIS THE TRUTH THO? LOL DID YOU LIKE?
2006-11-12 17:41:38 · update #1
Where Do Babies Come From?>>>>i_say_***...
that's funny>>>lol
2006-11-12 17:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Having sufficient prenatal care, taking prenatal nutrients, treating STDs and heading off medicinal drugs and alcohol might cut down the danger of getting a baby with a bodily deformity, however a few are simply flukes of nature and in spite of the mom and dad doing the whole thing proper a little one can correctly be born with a deformity.
2016-09-01 11:39:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That's funny! There's this annoying girl in my Sunday class who keeps on asking me that question. Perhaps I will tell her this joke. She will be too busy laughing to bother me anymore! Oh, thank you so much! *gives a hug to asker*
PS...can I get some jewelry? Jk.
2006-11-12 17:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.....nice
2006-11-13 05:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u nuts man
2006-11-12 17:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by bhavya b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's so cute.
2006-11-12 17:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol aww nice!
2006-11-12 17:48:58 · answer #7 · answered by littlemama3313 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2006-11-12 18:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
ha ha
2006-11-12 23:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God!!
the end was so DISGUSTING!!!
but also funny!!
2006-11-12 17:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by royalblue 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋