Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
2006-11-09 00:34:58 · 11 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Singles & Dating
Why do they cheat?
2006-11-09 00:34:39 · 4 answers · asked by shorti241 2 in Singles & Dating
What cool new things are there in The Sims 2: University?
2006-11-09 00:34:37 · 3 answers · asked by crimsontwilight2008 1 in Video & Online Games
For me it's love. Without the love of my family I don't think I could have survived.
2006-11-09 00:34:30 · 20 answers · asked by goodbye 6 in Philosophy
my husband is a cross dresser and is interested into tips for ways to look more like a girl.
2006-11-09 00:34:24 · 12 answers · asked by genah18 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
2006-11-09 00:34:17 · 29 answers · asked by Leandro C 1 in Television
My skin gets very dry after cleansing with flaky bits. I want a moisturizer that will keep my skin smooth so it doesnt look rough. And one with spf. Any ideas? Plus am on a budget!
2006-11-09 00:34:09 · 5 answers · asked by The Face 3 in Other - Beauty & Style
we had sex 2 1/2 to weeks weeks after having a baby we didn't use procetion but he pulled out? and is there sperm in precum? and what do u think the chances that i could be pregnant are? and I'm not bleeding anymore from having the babyit stoped last week when will i get my next period, i'm formual feeding and brest feeding
2006-11-09 00:34:02 · 7 answers · asked by dancegirl765 1 in Pregnancy
He is a tall bloke but does need to lose a couple of stone, but he works physically and gets hungry. Any sensible suggestions for food to fill him up..... meals are not so much of a problem.... but snacks are! What are good healthy low fat snacks for him?
2006-11-09 00:34:01 · 43 answers · asked by Caroline 5 in Diabetes
Common sense tells me that they must do, but I've never heard about any of them dying.
It's such a dangerous thing to do, surely their common sense should overide they're desire for an andrenaline rush?!
2006-11-09 00:33:53 · 5 answers · asked by Yasmin H 3 in Other - Outdoor Recreation
2006-11-09 00:33:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay
I have a bladder infection and it hurts like hell when i go to the loo. I have this problem often but im in a lots of pain now. What the quickest way to fix it? Other than antibiotics?
2006-11-09 00:33:38 · 16 answers · asked by chickyboo222 5 in Other - Health
2006-11-09 00:33:36 · 8 answers · asked by ravenfan 1 in Other - Holidays
2006-11-09 00:33:35 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ Lady in Pink ♥ 2 in Other - Society & Culture
2006-11-09 00:33:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
will someone please tell me why TV3 decided to stop showing beauty and the geek just BEFORE the goddamn final?i've been waiting for the final for months, religiously tuning in to the afore-mentioned programme every saturday night and then it just disappears? what's up with that? does anybody out there know when (if ever) it is coming back?
2006-11-09 00:33:22 · 1 answers · asked by the answer chancer 2 in Other - Ireland
2006-11-09 00:33:18 · 32 answers · asked by Hermaphrodite 1 in Religion & Spirituality
"X' entered into agreement before 19 years with "Y' for constructing a house and authorised to pay the house tax, electricity bill, water. The agreement expired after 6 months and was never renewed. "X" also died shortly after that. No other document was signed by "X" to make'Y' the legal owner of the land. "Y" continues to pay house tax for the house constructed in the land for these period.Now, the daughter of 'X' who does'nt know till now that 'Y' posseses the land just over an agreement, that too lapsed, wants to claim as the legal successor of this land. "X" has no other children.What law says about this? Can this case be fought in court in favour of the daughter? What proof should be provided by the daughter?
2006-11-09 00:33:12 · 3 answers · asked by nakkals 1 in Law & Ethics
It seems to me that if you're in the market for a mate that you would want to dress and look the part. Most of the time when we see people who fancy themselves up, it's strictly for the admiration of others. Are we all so susceptible to the attention of others that we will go to great lengths to get it. Although I will argue that if you choose to look or dress in a "certain fashion" you lose the right to complain when people do pay you what you consider to be unwelcomed attention.
2006-11-09 00:33:05 · 3 answers · asked by Jeremy 4 in Singles & Dating
I think they are. They look after their young, or their own kind. They are heroic in trying to live among nasty mankind (in general). Please be kind to them..........
2006-11-09 00:33:04 · 12 answers · asked by Juliette 3 in Other - Pets
like i can understand 32,34,36,38, i know these r in inches, but wht do the
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means like, plz tell me the difference between all sizes of bra,
from a girl only.
2006-11-09 00:33:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories
Ever since the Democrats lost the majority in congress over a decade ago, they have lamented that America was broken. I don't recall the minority Repulicans saying that for the over 70 years the Democrats held the majority and often the presidency. I don't hear any great cry from Republicans today saying America is broken. Is America only broken when Democrats are in the minority?
2006-11-09 00:32:50 · 13 answers · asked by Me3TV 2 in Politics
If an employee (office worker) doesn't do anything all day and is paid very well for it. Is it the employee or employers fault? Who should I (as a busy colleague) be frustrated with?
2006-11-09 00:32:37 · 14 answers · asked by shano 2006 1 in Careers & Employment
and i'm so nervous. i don't know why i get like this with new stuff. any words of encouragement or advice to calm myself?
2006-11-09 00:32:27 · 9 answers · asked by practicalwizard 6 in Careers & Employment
Ok....three months ago, I moved in my internet boyfriend of over a year.
He says he loves me...all that stuff. Yet, he never wants to be intimate....despite the fact that he likes to view p*rn and chat with women about s*x online.
On the upside, he does work really hard and is thoughtful in other ways.
Basically, though....I just feel sorry for him....cause I know he has nowhere else to go...and other than his parents....no one who really cares much about him.
What to do?
2006-11-09 00:32:25 · 21 answers · asked by treefrog 4 in Singles & Dating
2006-11-09 00:32:18 · 1 answers · asked by king_badger 3 in Other - Society & Culture
This isn't my problem, but was asked by one of my aunts... Her son is 11 years old and will be 12 in April. She received an email from a 14 year old girl, which she forwarded to us to help her out with her problem. The 14 year old girl insists that she's in love with my 11 yr old cousin and is doing the whole "let me prove it to you" bit. Now, seriously, 3 years isn't a big difference when you're an adult, but it's a huge difference at that age. How should she approach this girl and get it through to her that my cousin is too young to have a girlfriend of any kind? She doesn't want to be mean, but she also doesn't want Z to be "dating" some 14 year old girl.
2006-11-09 00:32:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent
a peadophile as moved on to our street where there are families with young children, he as served a prison sentence for his crimes and is registered on the sex offenders list. is there anything we can do to remove this man? he is a possible HIGH re-offender as the social services as told one of my friends. he has had young children in his house playing cards and such like, he also has the men who he served his prison sentence with him visiting on a regular basis. any information would be greatly appreciated
2006-11-09 00:32:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics
i,m asking you!
because you are the devil!
what can i hide from you?
2006-11-09 00:32:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy
when u know they are in the wrong they will always argue with you so it always look that they are right
2006-11-09 00:32:03 · 13 answers · asked by briteeyessam 1 in Family
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