All categories - 2 November 2006

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well i sat down and tried talking to her and she ended up telling me she wants to "marry hilary"

she sees nothing odd or unusual about this idea - i really am at wits end here. i'm afraid to even ask her anything else. what if she's kissing girls already??

2006-11-02 22:52:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

A little girl asks her Mum, "Mum may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Her Mum replies "No because she is on heat."

"What does that mean?" asked the girl.

"Go ask your father. I think he is in the shed."

The little girl goes out to the garage and says

"Dad, may i take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was on heat and to come and ask you."

Dad said. "Bring Belle over here.

" He took a rag, soaked it with petrol and scrubbed the dog's backside to disguise the scent, and said:

"OK, you can go now but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog.

Surprised Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

You're gonna love this!!!!!!!!!!!

The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

2006-11-02 22:51:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

goes something like :(giving away liberty for security only creates tyrany )its a quote i think by an american president defenately far back in history.could you right the quote as it should be and the name of the person that said it cheers.

2006-11-02 22:51:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

When some one has power of attorney does that person have access to what is writtten in some ones will.

2006-11-02 22:51:44 · 10 answers · asked by lucylou198 1 in Law & Ethics

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2006-11-02 22:51:43 · 2 answers · asked by rank 1 in Studying Abroad

ok, where do I start?! I have been seperated from my ex-hubby for 2 years, I am not in a relationship yet but have been on a date. My work requires me to go away for wk/ends sometimes and my ex refuses to have our 2 kids when i do. He wants to control my life and constantly accuses me of telling lies about what i do! I know it's nothing to do with him, but if i upset him he "hints" at suicide. I don't want to push him over the edge by denying him access to the kids, but he really is causing huge problems in my life! he says he can't deal with me moving on with my life and when he heard about my date he said he could no longer see me or the kids as it hurts too much. I really don't know what to do anymore, i have tried reasoning with him, talking to his parents, etc, nothing seems to work! I'm not sure if i should be taking his suicide references seriously, as he has made them for so long, i have taken it seriously in the past, but there seems to be nothing i can do about it! any help?!

2006-11-02 22:51:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-02 22:51:29 · 5 answers · asked by Dachia S 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

The dot itself looks exactly like the dots you get in your eyes when you look at a lightbulb when its turned on. the dot is in the lower left part of my field of vision and normally when looking i dont notice it but i have been noticing it more and more rescently due to stress. i have suffered from this dot for roughly 8 years and went to a specialist eye hospital and they found nothing wrong with my eyes infact they told me they were perfect! anouther strange thing is that i see the dot in exactly the same place in each eye when the other is closed. any thoughts would be appreciated

2006-11-02 22:51:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

She has had a relaxer for a couple of years. Now she is a teen, puberty has begun and her hair is breaking. Any suggestions to stop the breakage?

2006-11-02 22:51:11 · 10 answers · asked by lsparks5 2 in Hair

2006-11-02 22:51:07 · 3 answers · asked by somasundaram r 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-11-02 22:51:02 · 9 answers · asked by car buyer 2 in Celebrities

I have never experience such Christian hatred expressed before by any political party. Almost every time a Democrat post they have issues with Christianity and say that Bush’s policies are based on Christianity.

Although this is a Christian nation by a wide percentage, the personal attack on Bush’s own Christian beliefs has me perplexed.

Carter was probably much more religious than Bush and so was JFK. Do you think they fear Muslims and are distancing themselves from Christians?

It doesn’t make sense to me. I know that many Christians have left the Democratic Party and almost all atheists are Democrats so there has been a shift, but is it really that extreme?

Democrats tend to think that Bush represents a Christian leader instead of a President. Why they got their thinking so screwed up is anyone's guess. Many of them see this war as Christians attacking Muslims and in their mind has nothing to do with terrorism. I even hear them comparing it with the crusades.

2006-11-02 22:50:55 · 19 answers · asked by Raylene G. 4 in Politics

a few minutes ago I asked what should I do with the guy who recently told me he likes me. Now I jsut realize that I don't really like him and I'd like to know how do I tell him that without hurting him.Btw he's my classmate and I'll be seeing him for a few more weeks before the holidays.

2006-11-02 22:50:30 · 11 answers · asked by - 2 in Singles & Dating

thats because i am dark and like a very fair girl

2006-11-02 22:50:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

After the girls did their business they proceded on home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.

2006-11-02 22:50:18 · 13 answers · asked by zorroorojo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-02 22:50:02 · 4 answers · asked by Lorenzo h 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-11-02 22:49:58 · 12 answers · asked by shady 1 in History

and how strong a women can be?

2006-11-02 22:49:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I came across this series a few weeks ago. While it is quite quirky, I find it quite funny at times ......... it's like an alternative version of The Office based in a trailer park.

2006-11-02 22:49:34 · 15 answers · asked by Moose 2 in Television

I've always wondered why shy girls like outgoing guys and sometimes the other way around. Shy girls like don't talk at much at all so they barely have any attention. But the outgoing seem to have no problem at all. Talking and sharing things. Why are we attracted to the opposite personality?

2006-11-02 22:49:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-02 22:49:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

has anyone been with mytravel airways on a longhaul flight if so are they ok to fly with

2006-11-02 22:49:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Air Travel

2006-11-02 22:49:09 · 15 answers · asked by nix 2 in Skin Conditions

Basically, i've got a cousin who's got a dilemna and doesn't know what to do about her friends:
She's been homeschooled all her life, and last year her parents tried to put her in a private school. She went, and made friend, but only staid a year because of financial problems. When she left, she wanted to stay in touch, but the friends stopped calling or emailing.
Lately however, she's been getting lot of phone calls from them, and she's admitted that her 'friends' were just claling to ask her to do their homework for them. She told me that she doesn't mind, because it's only english hw and it's quite easy for her (she's smart!) but she was really hurt that they only called for hw, she feels she's being used.
She's got a choice between these solutions:
1)Should she tell them right out 1 day on the phone that they've hurt her and explain why,
2)Ignore their calls and/or emails and simply cut off contacts like this
3)Should she go on pretending and stay friends even if she's hurt?

2006-11-02 22:48:51 · 13 answers · asked by Off-with-their-heads! 2 in Friends

2006-11-02 22:48:48 · 20 answers · asked by sjohns2990 2 in Makeup

2006-11-02 22:48:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-11-02 22:48:34 · 17 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-02 22:48:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups