A little girl asks her Mum, "Mum may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Her Mum replies "No because she is on heat."
"What does that mean?" asked the girl.
"Go ask your father. I think he is in the shed."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says
"Dad, may i take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum but she said the dog was on heat and to come and ask you."
Dad said. "Bring Belle over here.
" He took a rag, soaked it with petrol and scrubbed the dog's backside to disguise the scent, and said:
"OK, you can go now but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog.
Surprised Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
You're gonna love this!!!!!!!!!!!
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
2006-11-02 22:51:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i thought it was going to be a stupid joke at first but then the end was hysterical 9/10 !!
2006-11-02 23:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by bamf1494 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-03 09:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good:)
Thanks
2006-11-03 08:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by nycgrl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank u for brightening up a very dark day for me!!!!
2006-11-03 06:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best joke of the day so far
2006-11-03 06:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2006-11-03 07:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stunning! lol
2006-11-03 06:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by zorroorojo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one.
2006-11-03 06:54:36 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats well funny...
that happened to my mates dog... shes got a ***** n male...
n it was so funny... it was lyk omg.. sort them out!!!
2006-11-03 06:57:00 · answer #9 · answered by •♥•mj•♥• 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-11-03 07:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by dodo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋