Ok, I am 22 and been married for a little over a year. We were together over 4 years before marriage. Anyway, I was looking in my drawer for a condum. I just had my 3rd child 6 weeks ago and my husband and I don't want anymore kids for a while and I havn't gotten my birth control yet. Well I needed the condum for something. The pack was a 3 pack. We used 2 ourselves and the 3rd one was no where to be found. I searched in every drawer, I looked behind the dresser, I went downstairs, then back upstairs looking. Mind you my husband was on the couch looking stupid the whole time. I said, "Where the hell is the 3rd condum?" on my way back upstairs. He said, "It ain't up there..." When I came back downstairs he said, "If you must know, I used it to jack off." I was like, "Oh..." Then I thought about it, what a damn retard to tell me something so stupid and expect me to believe it. Men don't jack off with condums, do they? That makes NO SINCE! I feel like just goin out and cheatin on his ***.
2006-11-01
15:44:46
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mizzladyariel
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Marriage & Divorce