"My dad ran an insurance agency, but it wasn't making any money, so he burned it down" (Jerry Swallow)
"In kindergarten, i got my very own horse. Then someone shot him, so we had to break his leg." (Jerry Swallow)
"my aunt was cremated last week. My uncle suspects arson. (Jerry Swallow)
"I walked into the bank. I asked the teller if i could check my balance, he leans over and pushes me."
"My wife is a real immature woman. The other night during sex, we had a mutual orgasm, she yelled "JINX!" and punched me in the arm" (Jerry Swallow)"
"The other day i ran 5 miles. Then i stopped, and said, 'here lady. take your purse." (Emo Phillips)
"When i was a kid, i ran a lemonade stand. I charged 5 cents for the first cup, and 10 cents for the second cup. The second cup had the antedote." (Emo Philips)
"My ex-girlfriend..who shall remain nameless..if i'm ever left at her tombstone with a sandblaster..." (Emo Phillips)
2006-10-15
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