A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies." He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
2006-10-15 21:27:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, thanks for a joke that takes the piss out of both sexes
2006-10-15 22:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by livachic2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is quite true about the phone comment
2006-10-16 07:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke but old one.i have heard it many times.
2006-10-16 04:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha fine
a man and a prostitute wer havin sex
the man's penis was in her mouth
the prostitute said------"giv me 1000 bucks otherwise i will bite it
the man said-------"giv me 900000 bucks othrwise i will pissss in ur mouth"
2006-10-16 06:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One...
2006-10-16 08:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute and truthful, LOL.
2006-10-16 04:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true LOL
2006-10-16 05:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-16 04:29:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too clean
2006-10-16 04:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny
2006-10-16 04:30:27 · answer #10 · answered by leyyyaaaahhhhhh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋