All categories - 14 October 2006

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation
turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says
"We're Catholic so we can't use it."

The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method."

The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer method."

"What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others
ask.

"Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We
make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and
when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from
under him."

2006-10-14 01:42:42 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-14 01:42:33 · 12 answers · asked by JLA 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-10-14 01:42:17 · 24 answers · asked by simonjonnemeth 1 in Leeds

2006-10-14 01:42:13 · 15 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

did beckam has been dead from a accdent car ?? or by canser ?

2006-10-14 01:42:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in UEFA Champions League

i don't have a dvd operator, because it's so expensive.but i have a pc but it didn't want ot operate it.it needs to a own program

2006-10-14 01:42:05 · 1 answers · asked by atip a 1 in Home Theater

2006-10-14 01:42:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Games & Recreation

What would you rate it out of 10

2006-10-14 01:42:02 · 10 answers · asked by jimmy 2 in Wrestling

2006-10-14 01:42:01 · 8 answers · asked by Villain 6 in Politics

A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar."

So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad."

So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!"

2006-10-14 01:41:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Since the Red Birds are supossed to be the Underdogs, I hope they really make the Met's look bad in ST Louis.
New York, New York, that's all you ever hear.They think the ball teams are the greatest. Just b/c they come from New York.
Big Deal, Lot's of other great cities out there that's teams are better than the big rotten apple's

2006-10-14 01:41:51 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Baseball

Can people get into my myspace profile set to private & i haven't added them? Is there any way people can hack into it?

2006-10-14 01:41:50 · 3 answers · asked by Eep285 1 in Internet

i lost a computer cable and i cant find it. its not a big thing but i am worried about my forgetfullness. please help me

2006-10-14 01:41:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

My husband and I are trying to work through an affair he had last year.He has just announced that he is choosing to go overseas for 7 months-Afghanistan .He did not discuss this with me-just announced that he was going.Nothing really has changed in our relationship and the trust has definitely not been renewed.It is hard to give up on someone you once loved but I feel he is trying to tell me something!He has an anger problem and has a hard time with our three children.Life is fine as long as there are no 'hiccups'.Unfortunately(or fortunately!)family life is not like that.I know my husband feels like a failure.He thinks this tour will help him.I don't know if there is enough to hold onto after all that has happened.Any advice?

2006-10-14 01:41:41 · 18 answers · asked by Rosie 1 in Marriage & Divorce

My son is 8 yrs old. He is in 3rd grade. He is not so serious about his homework that he gets. No it is not every night. I would like to see him do something daily whether is to practice his spelling words, math related or something. He has a temper tantrum when has to do anything school related. He cries makes sassy remarks, everything. He is doing not so well inschool.

I have asked him to bring home is books so I have a clue on what is going on with. he never does, I emailed his teacher and she said she would remind him and the book I requested to come home never did. I am trying so hard to be involved. I work crazy hours but I am trying to get insync with this but he is not doing his part., I losing my pateinces with him.

What can I do to get him to stop the tantrums and to get his books to come home.

2006-10-14 01:41:34 · 5 answers · asked by Evey 6 in Homework Help

Millions of people used to believe that the earth was flat. Does that mean it is flat?

I've been baffled to hear the argument over and over that Islam must be right because there are so many believers or that there are so many converts. Isn't this logically known as begging the question?

2006-10-14 01:41:27 · 10 answers · asked by Beam 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-14 01:41:17 · 11 answers · asked by ducter 1 in Security

could u plz tell me where can i down load d nalaia imbrugina songs

i especially want d "counting down d days " song from d album "counting down d days

2006-10-14 01:40:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-14 01:40:51 · 2 answers · asked by piyu 1 in Other - Education

My baby got her first single HepB shot at 2 weeks and then she received the Pediarix(includes HepB) immunizations at 2 and 4 months. She is now due for her 6 months check up and shots. Should I let them use Pediarix again? That would make 4!

I've read that the third HepB dose is not recommend before 6 months.

Thank you so much for your help.

2006-10-14 01:40:50 · 6 answers · asked by BarbieQ 6 in Newborn & Baby

though i study well throughout the year, i ll get hellota tensed.

what should i do? because of this i am not able to revise well.

2006-10-14 01:40:44 · 5 answers · asked by good med stud 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-10-14 01:40:38 · 2 answers · asked by ArtieS 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-10-14 01:40:26 · 5 answers · asked by Stephen O 1 in Other - Business & Finance

How do a woman help in increasing sexual power with her man

2006-10-14 01:40:21 · 6 answers · asked by ndus4life 1 in Singles & Dating

zendegi/eshg/asemun/darya/arezu/juybar/ehsan/dorae/parande/and here is a part of a poem i like:asayeshe do giti tafsire in do harf ast /ba dustan morovat ba doshmanan modara. ok guys now what is your opinion about this language ?do you think it is a sweet language? and can you guess what is this language?

2006-10-14 01:40:07 · 9 answers · asked by star 1 in Languages

Can anyone recommend a good web design program that is either free or relatively cheap?

2006-10-14 01:39:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, so she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

2006-10-14 01:39:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 01:39:44 · 2 answers · asked by Aristotle 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

A little girl strangely adopted. the Godfather never gave news about her since now

2006-10-14 01:39:42 · 1 answers · asked by malik_52001 1 in Family

Is your relationship better or worst?

2006-10-14 01:39:38 · 9 answers · asked by 10 pts for me? 4 in Marriage & Divorce