A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, so she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
2006-10-14 01:39:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG.... lol...
2006-10-14 01:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even a hottie doesn't look right pressed up against the glass like that. Everything would be all flattened
2006-10-14 01:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by medic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f uck!that must hav been pretty embarrasing for her! but it's okay for a hot girl to stay naked on the ROOF,but i guess not so ok on the DINING ROOM SKYLIGHT.
2006-10-14 01:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by sheen_rora 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny
2006-10-14 01:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by Sassy 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ah, an oldie but a goodie!
Nice bike, fella!
2006-10-14 01:42:52 · answer #5 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey would have been ok with me
2006-10-14 01:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ohh - imagine the view from downstairs - EWWW!!
2006-10-14 01:41:26 · answer #7 · answered by zuj 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Lucy in the sky.....with furburger.
2006-10-14 01:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by Obsean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She is innocent also.
2006-10-14 01:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by deepak57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the story i was really getting bored!
2006-10-14 01:47:01 · answer #10 · answered by Fantasia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋