A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar."
So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad."
So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!"
2006-10-14 01:41:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
cute :)
2006-10-14 08:13:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations on getting this past the censor. Just goes to show you can say almost anything here if you use the right language.
2006-10-14 01:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go skinny dipping with- make a prank phone call with- get put in jail with- slap with a whip- go to hogwarts and learn cool spells with-
2016-05-22 01:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by Shirley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a bath use pine sole to wash with
joke bad
2006-10-14 01:44:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ew
2006-10-14 01:43:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA I like that one
2006-10-14 01:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehee
2006-10-14 01:44:01 · answer #7 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say wha?????
2006-10-14 01:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :)
2006-10-14 01:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by zuj 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...
2006-10-14 01:43:56 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋