Little Johnny got a good idea in school one day. Every Friday his teacher would ask a question and if anyone got it right then they would get the following Monday off from school.
However, she asked impossible questions like why is the grass green, why is the sky blue? Questions like that.
Well, one friday, Little Johnny brought in two rubber balls that he had painted black and just when the teacher was about to ask one of her impossible questions, Johnny rolled the balls up to her desk.
"Allright, who's the comedian with the two black balls?" she asked.
"Eddie Murphy. See you on Tuesday." Johnny answered as he left the class room
2006-10-12
03:42:20
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