Little Johnny got a good idea in school one day. Every Friday his teacher would ask a question and if anyone got it right then they would get the following Monday off from school.
However, she asked impossible questions like why is the grass green, why is the sky blue? Questions like that.
Well, one friday, Little Johnny brought in two rubber balls that he had painted black and just when the teacher was about to ask one of her impossible questions, Johnny rolled the balls up to her desk.
"Allright, who's the comedian with the two black balls?" she asked.
"Eddie Murphy. See you on Tuesday." Johnny answered as he left the class room
2006-10-12 03:42:20 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
huh ..! i dont now abut this jonny but see this jonny..!
>Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when he asked his teacher a question, "Please Miss," he said, "What's a Penis?"
The teacher thought it was an excellent question so she told the whole class that it would be their homework for the night.
When little Johnny got home he immediately went to his father and asked him what a penis is.
His father undid his trousers and said, "Look son, that's a penis."
Johnny was very pleased that it had been so easy to do his homework.
The next morning, on his way to school he met Mary but she was in floods of tears.
"Why are you crying?" he asked.
"Well I wasn't able to do my homework," she sobbed.
"Nobody would tell me what a penis is."
"OK, I'll help you," said little Johnny.
As he undid his trousers he said to Mary, "Look, you see this? Well, this is a Dick. A penis is about three inches shorter!"
2006-10-12 04:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious joke, but the sky is blue because if it was green we wouldn't know when to stop mowing.
2006-10-12 03:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by porta_custos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous! lol! a different version is Johnny's mom finding to get him to act by potential of way of saying to him "johnny, verytime you misbehave, my hair turns white!" Johnny seems back to her and say, "wow! I marvel what you in all risk did to grandma and grandpa!"
2016-10-02 05:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By answering this question, do I get next Monday off???LOL.
2006-10-12 03:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both jokes were funny!
You guys are hilarious!!
2006-10-12 04:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by Neckia H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, gotta love little johnny
2006-10-12 03:53:53 · answer #6 · answered by soxy190 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell me that kids today are not fast on their feet. good 1
2006-10-12 03:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just got a day off
HA ha ha ha ha ha
2006-10-12 03:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i love that joke i never heard that one before
2006-10-12 05:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute :O) I like that one.
2006-10-12 04:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋