All categories - 4 October 2006

2006-10-04 23:51:49 · 4 answers · asked by freeg131 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

Fire & Rescue Service

VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL OUR STAFF
Thrift Company Policy: Effective from April 2006

Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctors statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Annual Leave Days
Each employee will receive 104Annual Leave days a year. They are
called Saturday & Sunday.
Bereavement Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic offenders category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

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2006-10-04 23:51:45 · 19 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Other - Politics & Government

what is good for juice stains on carpet?

2006-10-04 23:51:37 · 6 answers · asked by holla 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

I'm only 26 and I have a few, so many of my friends don't have any, I'm not too bothered because I get my hair done anyway, but just curious. thanks. xx

2006-10-04 23:51:23 · 22 answers · asked by Emma 4 in Other - Health

going through a rough time right now with putting mom in a nursing home. does any good christan have a prayer.

2006-10-04 23:51:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-04 23:51:21 · 1 answers · asked by salu 1 in India

If people wanted an opinion on a particular subject be it Britney Spears new baby or Albert Einstein's theory of relativity, that would be fine, ut dont ask a question that can be easily googled. What do you guys think?

2006-10-04 23:51:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

now do as i say,go to www.google.com and in the web search,type "failure" and see the first answer,u would laugh,just see the first answer u get...and when u answer,write what u saw!!!

2006-10-04 23:51:12 · 14 answers · asked by ♀guardian of angels♀ 3 in Polls & Surveys

i had breast biopsy done now it has ulcerated doctor said erythema and sore was just unusual what could this be ?why results are still NOT in it has been over a week

2006-10-04 23:51:08 · 4 answers · asked by cedwards11974 2 in Cancer

2006-10-04 23:51:05 · 5 answers · asked by volley 2 in Physics

2006-10-04 23:50:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

Our old Epson Stylus 62 has died and I want to know if we should go a for colour laser instead of a new inkjet?

We only used the inkjet infrequently and it was always clogging up.
The quality as a result was pretty awful and of course replacement carts are V expensive.

Do more modern inkjets have the same problem ?
Would a laser have a similar problem?

We dont print photos. Only text and simple graphics.

If a laser looks like the winner - any recommendations?

2006-10-04 23:50:50 · 6 answers · asked by www.firebirdmetals.com 1 in Printers

how can i get divorce well i have no money i need help?

2006-10-04 23:50:46 · 2 answers · asked by amada000 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

where can i get free online access to historical divorce records (1900`s) uk only please

2006-10-04 23:50:34 · 4 answers · asked by ginger 6 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-04 23:50:33 · 19 answers · asked by vipulvkpatel 1 in Friends

2006-10-04 23:50:30 · 3 answers · asked by rmb 3 in Dancing

2006-10-04 23:50:26 · 9 answers · asked by Jenn_h 1 in Injuries

What do you believe happens after we die?

2006-10-04 23:50:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

application of Nuclear Magnatic Rasonance

2006-10-04 23:50:10 · 1 answers · asked by kazi 1 in Other - Education

I mean what's with the accent?

2006-10-04 23:50:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2006-10-04 23:50:03 · 15 answers · asked by Fontain 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

these are the best movie blockbusters but which one your favourite and why?

2006-10-04 23:49:58 · 52 answers · asked by a_woz_ere 2 in Movies

2006-10-04 23:49:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

2006-10-04 23:49:47 · 8 answers · asked by angelblueeyes618 1 in Cooking & Recipes

all the websites I look at are for garments and I want to buy the fabric by the metre, from the uk

2006-10-04 23:49:47 · 1 answers · asked by elaine 60 1 in Other - Home & Garden

he's my favourite sk8er but i can't find any wallpapers.....

2006-10-04 23:49:44 · 2 answers · asked by Andres 2 in Other - Sports

2006-10-04 23:49:28 · 5 answers · asked by collins 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-10-04 23:49:20 · 14 answers · asked by c l l 1 in Cats

We have a two-year blind cat that we adopted when she was just two weeks old. Since my husband and I are away from home for most of the day, she gets quitely lonely especially because of her disability.

We are thinking of adopting another blind kitten (for her to play and socialize with) but we are afraid that it might not work as she is a bit of an agressive cat and she isn't very kind with others. We couldn't get her a normal kitten since we tried that a year ago and it didn't work out.. hissing would never stop. And besides, a normal kitten with eye sight would have a superior advantage and we don't want our resident cat to feel a bit intimidated. And so now, we are debating as to whether a blind kitten would be a good idea...

Any ideas, suggestions are welcome.. Thanks in advance

2006-10-04 23:49:16 · 10 answers · asked by Wonder world 2 in Cats

i want to stay for two months and i find it exeptionally hard to find a not-so-expensive furnished room.

2006-10-04 23:49:14 · 6 answers · asked by drup 1 in London