whats the similarity between a woman and a plane, "The cock pit"
whats the difference between a woman and a ship,? " A ship cuts thru water, A woman waters thru the cut.
difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a cemetry,
One has a soul full of hope, the other, a hole full of soap.
whats the height of pain?
monkey sliding down a razor blade using his balls as breaks.
whats the height of irritation?
A one handed fellow hanging down from the 20th floor of a building about to fall, trying to scratch his balls.
whats the height of poverty?
A laundry mark on a condom.
what goes 99 clip 99 clop,?
a centepede with an wooden leg.
2006-09-29
20:48:57
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