whats the similarity between a woman and a plane, "The cock pit"
whats the difference between a woman and a ship,? " A ship cuts thru water, A woman waters thru the cut.
difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a cemetry,
One has a soul full of hope, the other, a hole full of soap.
whats the height of pain?
monkey sliding down a razor blade using his balls as breaks.
whats the height of irritation?
A one handed fellow hanging down from the 20th floor of a building about to fall, trying to scratch his balls.
whats the height of poverty?
A laundry mark on a condom.
what goes 99 clip 99 clop,?
a centepede with an wooden leg.
2006-09-29 20:48:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2006-09-29 20:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do women and spaghetti have in common?
They squirm when you eat them.
2006-09-30 03:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, I feel dumber for having read that.
2006-09-30 03:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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You may want to visit that page, lots of info there
2006-09-30 03:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by LEXER L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were alot of fun. Thanks for sharing them. I willl copy and paste them to send to a friend.
2006-09-30 03:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by Just Bein' Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-09-30 04:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by Blue S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny, thumbs up
2006-09-30 04:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by #41 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh dear.
2006-09-30 03:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
2006-09-30 19:39:13 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ! Thanks
2006-09-30 03:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by wonderer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋