All categories - 28 September 2006

My gf loves being cuddles. She said I didn't cuddle with her so she said I don't love her. How do I explain that I love my girl to her?

2006-09-28 03:08:32 · 5 answers · asked by Kevin 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-28 03:08:30 · 9 answers · asked by tox o 1 in Standards & Testing

Has a nation ever "nationalized" assets (i.e., taken over oil companies without compensating the owners) without also limiting freedom of speech, of the press, freedom to vote, etc.

Are the two always linked? Usually? Sometimes?

Thanks.

2006-09-28 03:08:27 · 7 answers · asked by American citizen and taxpayer 7 in Other - Politics & Government

My gf loves being cuddles. She said I didn't cuddle with her so she said I don't love her. How do I explain that I love my girl to her?

2006-09-28 03:08:25 · 7 answers · asked by Kevin 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-09-28 03:08:13 · 6 answers · asked by Brandi B 1 in Other - Dining Out

2006-09-28 03:08:07 · 10 answers · asked by Mr. PDQ 4 in Other - Politics & Government

That is not what I am. My point is simple, even if evolution could be proven, which I doubt it will be, who cares? What difference will it make? Most evolutionists are simply anti-religion and wish to prove the religions wrong. Evolution is no more a science then creationism, both have many, many missing links. And I believe that to teach evolution as fact, is totally wrong. It should be taught as what it is, a theory. An unproven theory. An idea that has a long way to go to be proven.

2006-09-28 03:07:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

For AnakSingpore (cos she asked nicely)

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother
won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go
to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm
will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour
comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m.
Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your
diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power!
Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater.........."

>>> >
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went
to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated
and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily
through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when
suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to
her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic
basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No,
you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."

MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the
judge said to Mickey,
"You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's
f**king Goofy."

SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up
behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face
crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Did you know ...Captain Hook died from jock itch.

2006-09-28 03:07:57 · 18 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times"

2006-09-28 03:07:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Give me any ideas as to who you think he/she is.
Do you think I deserve all his/her disgusting comments?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar7CLxsNINhXk_7XvqZZRrTzy6IX?qid=20060928023834AAVUnwc

2006-09-28 03:07:47 · 15 answers · asked by Juventina 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Iam thinking about putting my house up for sale and moving to Texas is this a good time to make the move?

2006-09-28 03:07:41 · 11 answers · asked by NIETOR 1 in Renting & Real Estate

My childs has special needs and I felt he was falling behind at shool. I pulled him for a year to help him get caught up in the areas he was struggling. I have re-enrolled him, but they will not allow him to graduate. He tests higher than a third of the students on the ACT and test about average on the state exam (MEAP). It seems they have a vendetta against home school. I have talked with the vice principal, principal, and superintendent. They have been misleading in statements and unwilling to change. What steps should I take and who should I contact to allow my child to graduate from the high school. Other schools may allow him to graduate, but when I asked him about attending another school, he said he would rather stay at the high school that he had attended. I have had 3 other children graduate from the school with honors, and have 3 others that will attend the school as well. We are in Macomb county, MI

2006-09-28 03:07:21 · 14 answers · asked by Tyler P 1 in Other - Education

2006-09-28 03:07:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

you just opened, and had about 3 slices out of, but this morning discover a nat in the bag crawling around? Or would you pitch the rest of it?

2006-09-28 03:07:14 · 17 answers · asked by tygger in pa 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-09-28 03:07:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."
Hearing this the man handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A CHOICE."

2006-09-28 03:07:11 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

US Navy had this as a punishment years ago.

2006-09-28 03:07:01 · 14 answers · asked by Israel R 1 in Military

get a girl to be attracted to me? Is there a way for a girl to get attracted to me?

2006-09-28 03:06:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-28 03:06:48 · 5 answers · asked by Petrol Head 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

I'm 5'8. About 200-210 lbs. Wear a size 40 to 30 inch inseam. I'm mostly muscular. I'm not fat or obese or anything, so I really don't need to go to the Big and Tall or any other store for big guys. It's just that most of the time the legs of the casual jeans and pants I buy tend to scrape the ground when I walk in them and most of the real stylish jeans and pants I see in the stores are for guys with thin frames.

2006-09-28 03:06:45 · 2 answers · asked by Daemon 4 in Fashion & Accessories

i want to know how school life in the U.S. is.
i want all details--whether there are uniforms,no. of holidays,how much home work do students get,etc. I also want to know which classes are in middle school , high school and primary. details plz.

2006-09-28 03:06:37 · 4 answers · asked by rainbow 2 in Studying Abroad

I have 3 dogs, a rottweiler/black lab mix, a pit bull/chihuahua mix, and a beagle/collie/ jack russel mix. All three of them have lived together for a long time. This morning my pit mix started guarding her food. She has never done that before, she has started growling at the other dogs but she is fine if I reach in front of her. She won't leave my side either. She is healthy and I have called the vet and they are puzzled about it. They each have their seperate bowls and they do not go near each others bowls, they share their toys and do not have a problem with that. Does anyone have any suggestions on what I can do to get her to stop?

2006-09-28 03:06:34 · 7 answers · asked by miamac49616 4 in Dogs

My resort wants to provide two simulator games for people staying on the property. We're looking for a golf driving simulator, as well as a design-then-ride your-own-rollercoaster type simulator. If anyone has any information, it would be appreciated. Please provide links if possible.

2006-09-28 03:06:27 · 1 answers · asked by UnrealJuju 2 in Games & Gear

2006-09-28 03:06:16 · 3 answers · asked by Tanya B 1 in Music

2006-09-28 03:06:15 · 13 answers · asked by shortmocha22 1 in Other - Politics & Government

get a girl to be attracted to me? Is there a way for a girl to get attracted to me?

2006-09-28 03:06:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

I just think it seems a little strange that we look at the countries like we do... America on the left, England in the middle, China & Australia etc on the right, when really the map could have an upside down iceland as the focus point for example!! I do understand that the North & South Poles have to be North and South obviously, but who says that North has to be upwards, when if your in space the north pole is still the north pole, it just might be on the left, the right or wherever?! So why do Globe's, maps etc illustrate it always on top?
Thanks!

2006-09-28 03:06:10 · 15 answers · asked by booleycat19 1 in Astronomy & Space

If you are physic shoud'nt you allready know this?

2006-09-28 03:06:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups