A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."
Hearing this the man handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A CHOICE."
2006-09-28 03:07:11 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ps pono, I think you overthought this one. I choose the soda! is that answer worth 10 points?
2006-09-28 03:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahaa LmaFao
Ãamn Thats funny,
2006-09-29 19:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
doesnt seem like much of a choice..being raped by a brazen whore?.Doesnt seem as enjoyable as relaxing with a drink ,if you drink,than taking a shot at whatever you could catch by the brazen whore seeing all the problems with sex and what not in this day and age.More of a relationship,one person,type than a freewheeler.
2006-09-28 10:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by pspono 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice
2006-09-29 22:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Changed his mind, did he? LOL. LOL. LOL.
Men, men, men!!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh! Have a great day!
2006-09-28 11:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah man I heard tht a thousand times.......what happened...you can do better......lol *_*
2006-09-29 12:01:01 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one,thanks lol.
2006-09-28 10:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah dats a good one
2006-09-28 10:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if only
2006-09-28 10:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Regine R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA FUNNY
2006-09-28 10:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by darkpony6262 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋