an American called jay arrived in hell, and was told he had a choice to make. he could go to capitalist hell or to communist hell.
naturally, jay wanted to compare the two, so he strolled on over to capitalist hell. there outside the door, was a demon, looking bored.
'what’s it like in there? asked jay. 'well,' the demon replied, 'in capitalist hell, they cut you fingers off, boil you in oil, chain you to a tree, tear your kidneys out, then cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.'
'that’s terrible!' gasped jay. 'I’m going to check out communist hell!' he wandered over to communist hell!' he wandered over to communist hell, were he discovered a huge line of people waiting to get in. jay pushed his way to the head of the line, where he asked one of the demons what communist hell was like. 'in communist hell,' the demon replied impatiently, 'they cut you fingers off, boil you in oil, chain you to a tree, tear your kidneys out, then cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.'
But that’s the same as capitalist hell!’
True,’ sighed the demon, ‘but sometimes we don’t have oil, sometimes we don’t have knives…’
2006-09-23
19:55:00
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