an American called jay arrived in hell, and was told he had a choice to make. he could go to capitalist hell or to communist hell.
naturally, jay wanted to compare the two, so he strolled on over to capitalist hell. there outside the door, was a demon, looking bored.
'what’s it like in there? asked jay. 'well,' the demon replied, 'in capitalist hell, they cut you fingers off, boil you in oil, chain you to a tree, tear your kidneys out, then cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.'
'that’s terrible!' gasped jay. 'I’m going to check out communist hell!' he wandered over to communist hell!' he wandered over to communist hell, were he discovered a huge line of people waiting to get in. jay pushed his way to the head of the line, where he asked one of the demons what communist hell was like. 'in communist hell,' the demon replied impatiently, 'they cut you fingers off, boil you in oil, chain you to a tree, tear your kidneys out, then cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.'
But that’s the same as capitalist hell!’
True,’ sighed the demon, ‘but sometimes we don’t have oil, sometimes we don’t have knives…’
2006-09-23 19:55:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, very funny.
By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-24 04:48:51 · answer #1 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would go to the Communist Hell gather some people and take it over
2006-09-24 05:37:36 · answer #2 · answered by evillynn8098 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear son, live the right kind of life and you will never worry about hell. Jesus Christ died for us so we can go and be wtith Him and sit and His table with out Father in Heaven. I pray that when it is time for you to leave this earth, God will be there with open arms for you. Jane+
2006-09-24 03:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by calamityjane103 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one on the end.
2006-09-24 03:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Guess I'd look friendly to both demons and ask for a second chance...:)
2006-09-24 02:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by James N 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ill answer it.. id go to the communist hell.. or ill build my own hell coz there is too crowded already.. lol
2006-09-24 03:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by `red 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i go communist one
2006-09-24 03:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked that 1 xx
2006-09-24 04:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i want a do over
2006-09-24 05:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by BLW 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha.........communists' hell ... I choose..
funny, ........juan.s.......thnx
2006-09-24 08:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋