A blind guy walks down the street with his seeing eye dog one day.
He comes to this busy six lane highway with with traffic zooming by with high speed. The dog then suddenly shoots off with the blind guy attached to the leash. Panicked drivers are screeching tires & blaring horns, desperately trying not to run the pair down.
The blind guy gets to the otherside,gets his breath back, combs his hair & gives the dog a cookie.
Another guy who has been seeing all of this is in disbelief.
"Your dog nearly got you killed!!", "Why did you give it a cookie?"
The blind man replied
"To find out where his head is...so I can accurately kick him in the @ss!!!"
"Damn dog!!!"
ps: To the person who got one of my jokes deleted(Yesterday):
"Don't be a selfish tight @ss.
If you go down through the answers that people have posted, you will see that I have brightened up their day with a chuckle, so if you have no sense of humor, LEAVE THE 'JOKES & RIDDLES CATEGORY
2006-09-17
21:44:42
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