A blind guy walks down the street with his seeing eye dog one day.
He comes to this busy six lane highway with with traffic zooming by with high speed. The dog then suddenly shoots off with the blind guy attached to the leash. Panicked drivers are screeching tires & blaring horns, desperately trying not to run the pair down.
The blind guy gets to the otherside,gets his breath back, combs his hair & gives the dog a cookie.
Another guy who has been seeing all of this is in disbelief.
"Your dog nearly got you killed!!", "Why did you give it a cookie?"
The blind man replied
"To find out where his head is...so I can accurately kick him in the @ss!!!"
"Damn dog!!!"
ps: To the person who got one of my jokes deleted(Yesterday):
"Don't be a selfish tight @ss.
If you go down through the answers that people have posted, you will see that I have brightened up their day with a chuckle, so if you have no sense of humor, LEAVE THE 'JOKES & RIDDLES CATEGORY
2006-09-17 21:44:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really nice. 10 points please
2006-09-18 00:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Neo, I really enjoyed your joke.Still laughing,i can see that blind man kicking his dog,and getting his foot stuck in the dogs
A S S. STILL LAUGHING.Great joke.Thanks for making my nite for me. LOL
Clowmy
2006-09-17 22:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blind guy walks into a supermarket with his guide dog. In one of the aisles, he picks up the dog by its hind legs and starts swinging the dog around him.
One of the clerks is a bit concerned and asks the blind man, "Can I help you?"
The blind guy answers, "No thanks - I'm just looking."
2006-09-17 22:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by Asher S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nice joke.........hahahahaha........ Don't get upset with that person who got your joke deleted.
There are some sadistic ones who just report for a silly reason. I have been the victim of such action, with no fault of mine. I have replied to the Yahoo Q & A, explaining my view.
2006-09-18 00:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excuse Me!!!
I am blind and i have this reader thingy which reads out the words and reads what i have typed i am a good typer
I am reporting you because i find this joke not humerous at all!!!
Please leave us blind people alone
I am only 21
2006-09-17 22:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by Selly-Silly 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was funny. I liked that one. may be you should of droped the word accurately. and just have it so i can kick him in his @ss might of been better
2006-09-17 23:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by Robert G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A better answer would be "I'm trying to buid his confidence he's blind too".
2006-09-17 21:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by Love is the principle thing 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - a clever blind guy
2006-09-17 22:10:37 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was AWESOME!!! Very funny!!! It was a REALLY good joke!!! It was Fantastic!!! Put more on here!!!
2006-09-18 03:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I'm in kind of a rough patch in my life right now, so every little bit helps. Thanks.
2006-09-17 21:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT A SMART BLIND MAN!!!
2006-09-17 23:56:12 · answer #11 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋