All categories - 10 September 2006

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died." The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

2006-09-10 21:38:58 · 11 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Can a traumatic head injury cause?

anomalies in the Macula?

2006-09-10 21:38:49 · 6 answers · asked by DashRockwood 3 in Other - Diseases

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Are maggots a vialble alternative to rice?

I've just found some, quite fancy a rabbit pilaff for tea.

2006-09-10 21:38:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

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When faced with a person who is in a position of authority but their lack of intelligence affects your life?

in a negative way, how do you deal with it? Assume you are being tested and theyre actually more intelligent than they let on?; but then that's also kind of a catch-22

2006-09-10 21:38:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

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Open Questions, I think I see..........?

They're for folks like you and me.......Click your mouse, then get typing........I've been impatient (sorry for gryping)........One query starts--another ends........thanks to you, I've got more friends....Friends like you lot--friends indeed........Oh compadres--just what I need.......Don't go thinking I've got no mates.....'Cos I've got one (I think he's great) IF I need him, he comes round...he's kind and thoughtful (basically sound)........Sometimes though I start to fret.......I think "WHY ME" and yet,and yet........oh, hang on my doorbell's ringing.......the Postman's there---oooh, what's he bringing?........this boy's another of my mates.......hey, what do you think of the new postal rates?......Sort by size as well as weight......I don't care----that's also great..........better answer---he won't wait....gosh, I'm in a right old state.............one more question if I may (will he/won't he I hear you say)........"Hang on there---delivery bloke--HEY, COME BACK IT'S............

2006-09-10 21:38:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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a guy keeps writing songs about me!?

but he says he doesn't want a girlfriend. Should I just try not to look into it too much? Or at least find out what he says in the songs!

2006-09-10 21:38:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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How can I understand the Indian internet user better?

I want to understand the characteristics of the evolved metro user and the evolving city user of the internet.

2006-09-10 21:38:05 · 3 answers · asked by A Yahoo! user 1 in Other - Society & Culture

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is train no1023 given halt at thane?

1023 is sahyadri express from cst to chatrapati shahu maharaj terminus

2006-09-10 21:37:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mumbai

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want some pics of hollywood actor-actresses & singers.?

site names'll do.

2006-09-10 21:37:36 · 5 answers · asked by aqua 3 in Movies

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How can someone tell if they have MPD?

2006-09-10 21:36:38 · 4 answers · asked by MotherBear1975 6 in Mental Health

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Do you think Lance Armstrong can run a marathon within 3 hours?

Since Lance has strong lung, heart and legs, he has the ingredients to be a world class marathoner

2006-09-10 21:36:19 · 15 answers · asked by Saxophone99 1 in Cycling

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Is it just me, or do some people on this site seriously overshare?

Honestly, do I want to know what sexual positions people are using? No!

2006-09-10 21:36:09 · 11 answers · asked by Discotheque 3 in Other - Society & Culture

All categories - 10 September 2006

what is KERP?

guys only what would you do if its 4 in morning and your wife isn't home?and doesn't answer her cell phone

if u never had dream by sleeping, what u like to dream about?/?

Are we connected to each other?

which person you impress nowdays and past in history also?

I can't open my .asp pages though I've already installed IIS on my computer! what should I do?

my nads a re huge, what type of underwear is best suited?

Is Paul Burrel right in attacking the Prince's for '..refusing to defend their mother's memory...'

how to pay income tax?

Is it considered a sound investment when buying a 1989 model 535i BMW series these days?

what was the rain god in a novel, rain god?

"mi amigos" who knows what is the meaning???

Ok class lets discuss doomsday, can you tell me the pros and cons of doomsday?

Cat on the roof? Rating plz..?

Can a traumatic head injury cause?

Are maggots a vialble alternative to rice?

When faced with a person who is in a position of authority but their lack of intelligence affects your life?

Open Questions, I think I see..........?

a guy keeps writing songs about me!?

How can I understand the Indian internet user better?

is train no1023 given halt at thane?

want some pics of hollywood actor-actresses & singers.?

how can i get rid out of lice?

What was the name of Yogi Bear's sidekick from the cartoon?

If the neopagan are just environmentalists why don't they call themselves just that?

How can someone tell if they have MPD?

Do you think Lance Armstrong can run a marathon within 3 hours?

Is it just me, or do some people on this site seriously overshare?