A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died." The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''
The brother thought about it and apologized.
"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."
2006-09-10 21:38:58 · 11 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a 10 in my book. LOL.LOL.
Have a great new week!
2006-09-11 07:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed it 10 years ago too.
2006-09-11 04:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by phoenixheat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my mom is in hosiptal with a Hyper Attack.
2006-09-11 04:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was sort of funny, I wouldn't laugh out loud when I heard it, but I would be mildly amused
2006-09-11 04:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by cyntharella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least he knows the lesson
^_^ good one. thanks
keep it up
2006-09-11 05:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea thats ok
2006-09-11 04:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS A GOODONE ALRIGHT
2006-09-11 04:41:26 · answer #7 · answered by realchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
2006-09-11 05:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by mookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ...
It was Nice..
I enjoyed it..
2006-09-11 04:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-09-11 05:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋