All categories - 31 August 2006

2006-08-31 20:16:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?" "No," replies the greeter. "I just can't believe you got laid twice."


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2006-08-31 20:16:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I usually spend five to ten dollars a day with 3 of my friends and get anywhere from 1-3 grams and smoke it in a glass pipe or roll a blunt or two. How much do you smoke and how much is "too much" for you? On weekends the amount usually doubles each day.

2006-08-31 20:16:39 · 15 answers · asked by King of Babylon 3 in Polls & Surveys

National Geographic researches of DNA showed and proved that first man and women came from Africa. A long time ago African people decided to leave Africa and tryed to discover better place to live. From those African people came (or developed) all races around the world. They found that from the genes. We all have an African gene in our body. Isn't that funny? And we are all brother and sisters, even when we hate each other...

2006-08-31 20:16:33 · 11 answers · asked by nelli 4 in Other - Politics & Government

humbility is when one accepts ones mistake..too much of quick apologies is an indication of ignorance and recklessness in ones mind...is it true mr bored?

2006-08-31 20:16:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-31 20:16:28 · 14 answers · asked by Y 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-08-31 20:16:25 · 6 answers · asked by Perry N 4 in Skin & Body

i am 16. when i was like 10 or 11, i had a big fight with my grandma because she would treat me really unfair compared to my brother, she pretty much favoured him. i've never talked to her since. i now have extremly bad relationship with my mom, and i really just pretty much dont want her any part of my life, i have no feelings at all for her and i feel like this everyday. i dont ever want to talk, and i feel that if my parents got a divorce, i wouldnt be sad. becuase she frustrates me so much. i do go to counselling about this. i guess what i want to know from another persons view is, is this bad to have such bad relationships with "family" and yet, it doesn't really bother me?

2006-08-31 20:16:23 · 4 answers · asked by greenisthecolor 1 in Family

"Our race is the master race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considred as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet, and serve us as our slaves."
Menachem Begin the late Prime Minstar of Israel

2006-08-31 20:16:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

This is a hypothical question. No offence intended.

These days marriages and divorces are very commonplace. Sometimes it is no longer possible for one partner to bear with the nonsense of the other.

However, will you consider divorce if you have 20 or 30 kids to care for? Will you still feel like starting anew with your life? Or will you your best to resolve any outstanding issues?

2006-08-31 20:16:13 · 9 answers · asked by Wonder 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-08-31 20:16:09 · 10 answers · asked by Giugno 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-31 20:15:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would
never end because of ..........why?

2006-08-31 20:15:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Mine would be last week I was at my close friend Tori's house and we were the only ones home and we were in the kitchen eating really sweet strawberries while her CD player was playing this song "Hide and Seek" from Imogen Heap...it was just so simple but like something I won't forget cuz it was just like complete silence...and usually we're always talking!

Your turn!

2006-08-31 20:15:50 · 8 answers · asked by newyorkrose9 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-31 20:15:47 · 7 answers · asked by Roshaun I 1 in Mathematics

Why? I think ban was removed in 1966.

2006-08-31 20:15:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-31 20:15:30 · 18 answers · asked by oxbite 1 in Other - United Kingdom

2006-08-31 20:15:29 · 14 answers · asked by melissa endrei 1 in Singles & Dating

I have trouble getting up and down. I can't sit or stand for any long periods of time.I get trembers in both hands.

2006-08-31 20:15:11 · 4 answers · asked by baseball_footballplayer 1 in Other - Diseases

I heard when they sparred with each other Williams was dominating him. Williams has a 82 inch reach think about it Ali had a 81 inch reach. Then he is 6"2, I heard Williams is begging for this fight bad but Margarito's people are going for Pretty Boy then again it's more money for that fight but I feel if your saying everybody is ducking you fight Williams.

2006-08-31 20:15:03 · 7 answers · asked by southernbound 2 in Boxing

It really happens a lot, more often than not, I'd say

2006-08-31 20:14:53 · 14 answers · asked by Big hands Big feet 7 in Physics

2006-08-31 20:14:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

2006-08-31 20:14:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

My dog is a chow and feist mix. He is 9 months old and weighs about 25 pounds. He supposedly just bit a neighborhood kid today so I now have to take him outside on a leash. The reason I haven't been is beacause we live in a neighborhood where all the dogs run around and get along. My dog just got a little rough while a kid was playing with him. Nothing to go to the hospital for, thank god. So he doesn't know what to do on a leash so he tries to bite me. And he wants to go outside all the time and sits at the door and whines. It's not an option for a fence in our neighborhood and he was just doing great being able to run and play with all the dogs, but now he will have to stay in the house instead of going out regularly to play. What can I do about the leash thing. He goes crazy when I try to get him come back and have to pull on it.

2006-08-31 20:14:15 · 11 answers · asked by Ashley 4 in Dogs

A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

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2006-08-31 20:14:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am a firefighter with a private engine company. At the end of each fire we are given a crew preformance evaluation by our supervisors. My partner and I have always got excellant ratings , for the past 15 years. We pride ourselves in being the best. And we take it very seriously. Especially because our credntials and qualifications are based substantually on these evals. Lately the agencys are changing the way they give the ratings. And are encouraging supervisors not to give excellants so often. Based on the explanation of some of these evaluators I have realized that we are getting satisfactory ratings recently because they are either giving lower ratings at random, or just giving satisfactorys to all, without thought or real awareness. Any way my question is , if you pride your self on doing great and then all who see begin to label you as average when you are way above that, would you still strive for excellance, or conform to be average because it seems to matters not?

2006-08-31 20:14:12 · 10 answers · asked by firedup 6 in Philosophy

2006-08-31 20:14:02 · 2 answers · asked by gzgarylee 1 in Investing

2006-08-31 20:13:44 · 4 answers · asked by Vette 2 in Politics

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2006-08-31 20:13:44 · 0 answers · asked by amit23 1 in Internet