A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
he he
2006-08-31 20:14:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes homesicked!! :) but he culd have atleast changed his meal to the 3 course!! Lol! nice...take 10!
2006-09-04 04:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Trucker!
2006-08-31 20:16:26 · answer #2 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Liked.
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2006-09-01 19:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all, its an insult to the one at home sacrifing her time n energy to take good care of your home n kids while you are out, worst still she got no pay, no annual leave, no medical leave, no rest day or whatever ! You SUCK !
2006-08-31 20:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by ng 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Homesick really
2006-08-31 20:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
BABy, who, I'm guessing, has NEVER been to the United States... understands us pretty well...
Lmao!
2006-08-31 20:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad baby,now go to your room,so mom can sing you a sweet song.
2006-08-31 20:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL. At least, he's loyal, in a way! LOL.
Bad Baby!
2006-09-01 14:21:14 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehehehehe... I dont that a baby can tell some jokes... Get my joke baby?? ^^ lol
2006-08-31 21:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by astrobell m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yet another funny joke from u
2006-08-31 20:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋