All categories - 31 August 2006

2006-08-31 20:41:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!"

2006-08-31 20:41:06 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 20:40:56 · 4 answers · asked by Cassandra D 2 in Skin & Body

2006-08-31 20:40:54 · 10 answers · asked by Big hands Big feet 7 in Mythology & Folklore

i used to study to processs performed in the hindu pooja method they are nothing but scintific process adopted for better development of soul physical, and mentality with the intension that people must know the science behind it i placed the question please try to reply with scintific angle

2006-08-31 20:40:35 · 19 answers · asked by SANJAY R 1 in Other - Science

2006-08-31 20:40:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-08-31 20:40:07 · 3 answers · asked by shabnam b 1 in Music

This novel was serialized in the Women's Magazine in the Philippines way back in 1960's.

2006-08-31 20:40:03 · 3 answers · asked by Linda 1 in Books & Authors

I've been laughing alot lately...it's freaky.
(I didn't know what category to put this in)

2006-08-31 20:40:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would you rather be rich or happy?If you have to choose.

2006-08-31 20:39:53 · 22 answers · asked by Ciela 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-08-31 20:39:41 · 8 answers · asked by dreamy 5 in Psychology

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Yeah thats her right there! Am 14 also

2006-08-31 20:39:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-31 20:39:24 · 5 answers · asked by =] 1 in Other - Hardware

what is the reasons for amorphous competitiveness?

2006-08-31 20:39:22 · 3 answers · asked by jimang 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-08-31 20:39:18 · 11 answers · asked by msjudy58 3 in Baseball

Can you contact drug manufacturers personally to obtain these pens, or are there places where you can contact drug representatives to buy directly? I ask because I love many of the pens that I write with at medical offices, and would like some for personal use.... although I am not sure which avenues are possible, or even legal. I would rather not purchase from ebay, as you're never sure how the items were obtained. I'd hope to not line the pockets of someone who stole from a representative or office. Thanks for your responses!

2006-08-31 20:39:18 · 4 answers · asked by Heather D 4 in Other - Health

2006-08-31 20:39:14 · 13 answers · asked by Y 2 in Singles & Dating

it's like a waiter in th restaurant or someone who will assist their customer.

2006-08-31 20:39:05 · 5 answers · asked by vandre_19 1 in Entertaining

I have a 97 ford taurus I am leaking oil. Not alot but enough when i park for awhile there is a stain under my car. My check engine light is on. That is all that I can tell is wrong with it. What is wrong with it and how much would it cost to fix?

2006-08-31 20:38:41 · 11 answers · asked by freakhazerd 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-08-31 20:38:40 · 15 answers · asked by Kelly L 1 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-08-31 20:38:29 · 14 answers · asked by Alba M 1 in Singles & Dating

UK only.

2006-08-31 20:38:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-08-31 20:38:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anthony G 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Well, to all the girls out there, would you slap my face till it turns red if I ask u to ??

Would love to hear ur replies (and if u r interested to slap, and u live in the UAE then contact me :P)

2006-08-31 20:38:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What's the name of the US state that begins with W and pretty long?

2006-08-31 20:38:16 · 12 answers · asked by blgdulguun 1 in Words & Wordplay

1.Given that f (x)=5-2x, find

a)f (-2)
b)f 1 (x)


2.The Table shows the temperature in a number of cities at noon on a particular day.


Singapore 32 C
Moscow - 7 C
Cambridge -4.5 C
London 0 C


a)Which was the coldest city?
b)Find the difference in temperature between Singapore and Cambridge.
c)The temp. in L.A was exactly midway between the temp. in Singapore and Moscow. What was the temp. in Karachi?


3.
a)Simplify x(3x+2) – (2x+4)
b)Factorize Completely 3ap + 6p2
c)Solve the equation (y-2)2 = 25



4. A sum of money was divided between 3 people.
Angela received ½ of the money
Ben received ⅓ of the money.
Charles received the remainder.

a)Ben received Rs. 100.How much did Angela receive.
b)What fraction of the money did Charles receive?

2006-08-31 20:38:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2006-08-31 20:38:09 · 3 answers · asked by punchface 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-31 20:38:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Do you find a show or sitcom more entertaining when it is more about plot comedy, where the funny things are what happen in the plot. or funny and witty lines within the show.

2006-08-31 20:37:57 · 3 answers · asked by afaf g 1 in Television

I will be visiting Medan and Jakarta soon and wish to legally engage a maid and personally bring her back to Malaysia. I do not want to pay astronomical fees. How do I go about it? Im prepared to foot all her airtickets, medical checkups and permits and bring her in legally.

2006-08-31 20:37:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Indonesia