All categories - 28 August 2006

The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of it's own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60- 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like PAKISTAN - ruled by MILLITARY.

2006-08-28 18:03:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is it the the tunnel of love ? or the tunnel to china ??? I'm curious:) , I need an explaination . Help !!!!

2006-08-28 18:03:13 · 8 answers · asked by primamaria04 5 in Other - Entertainment

i cant wait it might sound crazy but i had this sence 12 with heavy bleeding and cramps for 10 days each time.

2006-08-28 18:02:46 · 4 answers · asked by bassetluv 4 in Women's Health

Need help with turntables.......

Are there any turntable models that I can connect to my computer?? What is the average price for a basic turntable?? Do I really need a vynil to use a turntable??? Can I just load a regular cd on it and start mixing it with that??

2006-08-28 18:02:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Electronics

my son is six and i was wondering is it okay to give a allowence if so how much.

2006-08-28 18:02:41 · 23 answers · asked by baby 2 in Grade-Schooler

2006-08-28 18:02:36 · 6 answers · asked by spencer 1 in Marriage & Divorce

cies while using the withdrawal method of contraception? IF that is the case, then it goes to show that pre-ejaculate contains sperm. right?? What are the chances of getting pregnant? (as compared to full release?)

2006-08-28 18:02:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-08-28 18:02:18 · 4 answers · asked by DJ 1 in Television

I dont know what to go with? Dont answer a question with a question. One or the other.

2006-08-28 18:02:00 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Motorcycles

Have 2 jobs, the first job is at my college food court and the second is at See's candies. The college food is where I meet all the fine honeys! But, there is this one girl i really want to get her name and number. Her smile is the most priceless thing I have ever seen. So any suggestions? Please give me a details! Thanks for the help.

2006-08-28 18:01:52 · 8 answers · asked by Berties 3 in Singles & Dating

And what other advice do you have?

2006-08-28 18:01:52 · 5 answers · asked by dd f 1 in Other - Education

How long do james Blunt concerts last. All the other concerts i've been to range from 1hr to 7 hrs! I need to know or I can won't be able to go! Please answer!

2006-08-28 18:01:51 · 4 answers · asked by .:zora:. 3 in Music

one that gives reliable answers without the remarks and judgementalness that you can get from asking on this website.

2006-08-28 18:01:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

i am 24 years old and I do not have a girl friend I had one but we broke up 2 years age since then i am still single. what should I do ?

2006-08-28 18:01:40 · 35 answers · asked by Prince Baluhsi 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-28 18:01:36 · 9 answers · asked by queenie1966 2 in Women's Health

2006-08-28 18:01:32 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-28 18:01:24 · 4 answers · asked by Jake 2 in Friends

I need to know who will im me for my reading? My im me is chickenactor or the_one_skippy

2006-08-28 18:01:22 · 4 answers · asked by the_one_skippy 2 in Horoscopes

2006-08-28 18:01:19 · 4 answers · asked by Lin T 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-08-28 18:01:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Special Education

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Blushables

2006-08-28 18:01:12 · 24 answers · asked by ms_manaal 2 in Advertising & Marketing

2006-08-28 18:01:08 · 10 answers · asked by sher_2005 3 in Singles & Dating

What are your views on abortion? I respect all answers so feel free to say what you feel.

2006-08-28 18:01:05 · 23 answers · asked by Kevin RM 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2006-08-28 18:01:05 · 1 answers · asked by richardvaught 1 in Music

I was invited to go get a drink with someone after work. I do like this girl. I dont really know to much about her cause she new. I dont know what to really do. I mean i do know what to do but i have not been out like this with a girl in years. I just need advise on how not to **** it up but to make it work for her to like me and wanna go out again and hopefuly on a real date.

2006-08-28 18:00:57 · 20 answers · asked by flirt 1 in Friends

last night i saw a porn movie clip in which a survey girl who had came for a survey was forcefully tied to a chair & that stupid guy along with his friend was having a sexual intercoaurse with her & she was crying like anything it was so weird from seeing that clip i am afraid even to go to my bf's house are all boys like that ? what should i do i am afraid ?

2006-08-28 18:00:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-28 18:00:48 · 20 answers · asked by phantom 1 in Singles & Dating

Yesterday morning a scab on my guinea pig's foot tore and it started bleeding terribly. I was so scared and since it was Sunday the vet was closed. I used cornstarch and applied pressure. Fortunately it clotted and today he's doing a lot better. I took the wire floor out of his cage which probably caused his scab to begin with so now he has a soft surface to walk on. He's overall healthy but there is still a sore on his foot. Is there anything else I can do to help heal his sore faster? I'm afraid of applying a bandage because he could bite it off ripping his scab and if I put ointment on it he could lick it off and ingest it.

2006-08-28 18:00:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

There is a medical excuse for everything. I just wonder sometimes about it. Like when children supposively have ADHD, what makes them different then supposive normal children,

2006-08-28 18:00:40 · 24 answers · asked by Jimmy1575 2 in Mental Health