The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of it's own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60- 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like PAKISTAN - ruled by MILLITARY.
2006-08-28 18:03:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't agree with all of it but I found it very funny! Good stuff! Different!
2006-08-28 18:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but that doesn't apply to all Women. Mae West was "Hot" right up to the End. Also, Look at Dyann Cannon, and the Gorgeous, timeless Beautiful Debbie Reynolds.And many more. With Today's Medical Technology, and Science, Age doesn't mean a thing.It's all about Health.Back in 1960, when a Woman was approaching 40, She was "Washed-Up", and Old ! That's probably what Killed Marylin Monroe ! If She could only Lived to see how things are Today for Women !
2006-08-29 01:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by gvaporcarb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's pretty accurate.I am planning on not falling into any of the catagorys listed after the age of 40. I am 35 now and after all I have been through I AM still a warm and desirable.
2006-08-29 01:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by snagette71 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
up to the age of 35-40 i can relate
2006-08-29 01:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by smed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ys is the geography of a woman longer than a man if so,, pls give reasons!!!
2006-08-29 01:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dissagree, you obviously have not traveled these countries and most Americans don't really know where they are (especially Albania).
2006-08-29 11:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by stranger2ooo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh. Kinda boring.
2006-08-29 01:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by emily_brown18 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As usual, woman is overly complex. hehe... poor england.
2006-08-29 01:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmmm. If I had a woman like that..I COULD RULE THE WORLD!!!! BUHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
2006-08-29 01:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by Youknowwho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is another funny one.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-08-29 02:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋